so today i was reading that if you take your fingers and make them like a sock puppet then put in on someones knee and open it thats 1 10th of an orgazim lolz! thats sexy so if i did it ten times would i reach me sexual limit?*wink wink* lolz
heart so how is everyone? i got another ice pack up my leg if you want that one!XD! looks i has a new pm!!!!! you change your mind like a girl changes clothes yes you PMS like a b***h i should know, i was just on jerry's profile! so i cant hear out of me right rear becasue its infected and it hurts...it burns when i pee! lolz X play moment! so the other day i went to candy lan.. no you stupid ******** it was dusty's house so it was like the gave of life but you lost! epicly! the game of hell is what i should call dusty's house! yeah so i guess dusty moved to a new part of town. the place is nice 4 stories and i was like how can a fired stripper afford this then i realized. hand jobs. so i liked it and i loved the loft that was supposed to be mine but dusty wanted it! no no she had to have it! so the first night was rather calm becasue if dusty had had some wine coolers she would have been loopy for her mini-strippers parent-teacher confrence! and then i tought wow she actually cares? so it was nice i liten to caramell dansen and read mär. the night was bad becasue there dog isnt fixed so he yes he was humping my leg all night! it was terrible and it i kicked him away one i would be dusty and two it would hurt his p***s so i was like get off of me. the next night was almost the same as last but dustys other mini-stripper came over to stay the weekend. so then the two mini-strippers were fighting and then dusty started drinking and yelling and it was loud enough to penitrate the relaxing sounds of caramell dansen! so she starts fooling around with them and starts seting examples then older mini-stripper follows her mother and starts playing around with her sister and as always it went to far older mini-stripper knocked little mini-stripper on the ground dusty got pissed and started yelling. so father was out doing dusty's deeds and i had not where to go. so he gets there and i run out the door and tell him that im staying outside for the night. he comes out feeds me the same crap he always does then i go inside and dusty is pissed at me so i look at her and say to her what? she starts to explode and shes like blah blah blah so drunk i cant even understand her and insted of father picking this fight i picked at it. i started screaming at her stuff like what?, do you have a problem with me here? so shes like yes becasue you just barge outside and treaten to stay outside and heres where father would have backed down but i chared at her full force and screamed well maybe if you saw how you were raseing your kids you would be pissed off too! so she was like did you just say im doing a terrible job or raiseing my kid i and im like yes! so shes starts yelling well you know this and that and that that this. my direct words where " when you treat your kids like rough-houseing is a great way to have fun and your oldest daughter slams her sister that could have had a seasure into the ground and then you scold her and not yourself thats when its terrible and wrong." she broke out in anger started yelling how she never did that and im like YOU JUST DID IT! are you that ******** drunk already. dusty just walked away and started yelling at my father and i scream qoute for qoute"so now your gonna go to your puppet and make things all better now huh? ust becasue he guides me doest mean i listen. ive always been right about you and always will be. your too needy, have one probelm one right after another because if dusty doesnt get attention who knows? and last of all you maniplate everyone like a spoilded rotten stripper." she ran off crying and father just stood there like 1 wow my son stood up to dusty one thing i could never do 2 i cant beilive he just did that:call kerry, logans grounded and 3 thats what he really felt??? so i stormed upstairs and went to bed. the nex mornig its like over then night dusty brain washed father so he didnt remember anything and he didnt say anything. only one good think came about this. i found out dusty might move to florida again. Yeah so i felt happy untill monday morning becaus ei had let out so much anger out on dusty it wasnt even funny. so yeah i dought im ever going back there again!*yes*
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