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...it's here...i'm no longer a teen...today 2/2/09 is the 20th anniversery of my birth...the japanese ninjas must suck at assassinating me because i was here for 20 years now... xd heh, most people look back in there lives, and think about what they have or have not accomplished. I am going to do the same.

new funny note: feb 4 2009. i am 20 years old, but i got excited about getting a STICKER that said "AWESOME" on my exam. proof that it doesn't matter how old you are...you can still be a simple minded 5 year old that gets excited over colorful adhesives that can easily be bought at your local walgreen's store. blaugh

things i have yet to do in my life:

ok, this one i'm oddly proud of...i have yet to experience a first kiss. that's right, i've never kissed a boy, a girl...nor been kissed. i'm going for the 40 year old virgin. wink

i have never been abducted and a**l probed by aliens...that i know of... ninja

i have never been assassinated by ninjas.

i have never been assassinated by pirates.

i never learned when to be serious. :p

i never had a pet that loved me... emo

i never did drugs that were illegal

i never learned to swim

i never learned to speak russian

i never been to russia

i never had a nice friendly break up

i never told my ex where he could go...if ya get my drift.

i never told some former friends of mine where to go...

i never regret letting certain people go

i never watched survivor

[i'm getting too silly]

i never danced in the middle of a parking lot, by my self

[i'm sure i can come up with many more of these, but i'm gonna move on now]

things i have done in my life and probably will do again:

i have been to spain, yes i would LOVE to go again

i have nearly suffocated myself in my sleep...

i have stayed up a for 24 hours straight.

several times i have taken exams running on 4 hours of sleep or less!

i have done something amazing and it was spontanious. i cosplayed as the joker for the very first time, and scared some teens, kiddies, and yes, the cops came for me. [read journal: becomeing the joker for full details]

i have smuggled in an illegal substance into the country...[it was an orange from spain! but here, it is illegal to bring in foriegn plants and animals...but i didn't know that. sweatdrop ]

i have found a dog that loves me, but it is not mine.

i have tried champaigne...it taste awful.

i have tried smoking...it taste awful.

i have taking a personality disorder test...i am crazy

i have stood up for myself...i loved it.

I have had surgery, and a trippy drugged out experience afterwards.

i have passed out in the middle of class...

I HAVE DISSECTED A CAT, yes a cat, AND I LOVED EVERY MINUTE OF IT!!! *twist the screw in my head, soul eater fans, you get the reference. wink *
i have ran out of things to say...just now.

[i plan to update this readers as time goes on...boy is this going to be annoying for you to read. xd ]