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HELLO, AND WELCOME BACK TO MY SHORT JOURNAL-SHOW-THINGY! right now we're gonna talk about cucumbers. yes, cucumbers.... those lean, mean, crunchy-fat-fighting-machines that r very healthy and that u put in......SALADS!!!!
yah, everyone likes a good salad. lettuce, carrots, CUCUMBERS, bacon bits, dressing.... yah everyone likes a good salad. but the problem is.... NOBODY LIKES EATING THEM!!! for example, u go to fresh choice, and u say to urself, "Self, ur gonna eat some salad today." but WHAT happens???? u get to the salad and smile, but it happens to be conveniently placed next to the pizza. then u frown. CURSE U CRAVINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! so while no one is looking, u grab 4 pieces of pizza, COMPLETELY ignoring the salad, and go sit with ur family. and waddya kno???
...ITS A VEGETARIAN PIZZA!!!! AND ITS THE ONLY ONE AVAILABLE!!! hahahahaha!!! cucumbers strike again! well, thats all for now. join me next time! mrgreen