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(Sung to the tune of My B-movie Scream Queen by the Murderdolls.)
(Ha ha, if Wednesday 13 was a chick, he'd be singing THIS song!)
NOTICE: i do not own the lyrics to B Movie Scream Queen. I do however, own these.


Slasher Movie Maniac
Another Voorhees on the tube
He's my living zombie crawling from his tomb
Blood spotted mask covers his eyes
Cold dead hands and a crooked knife
He's the living dead, he's the cruelest thing
He's the biggest zombie of my dreams
Loving him is like a lobotomy
A late night slasher film starring you and me
(Pre-chorus)
He's crazy as he wants to be
He's bloody and he's meant for me
(Chorus)
He's my slasher movie maniac
My killer guy on the screen
He's my slasher movie maniac
oh yeah, oh no.

Welcome to my nightmare, facedown in the dirt
A mini Frankenstein in a dirty shirt
And what he'll kill next, they don't know
But it's going direct to Crystal Lake
Growl at the camera, slash out some lives
My slasher maniacs too dead to die!
He's death walking on the theater screen
He scares me to death, but god knows thats what i need
(Pre-chorus)
(Chorus)


My Jason Voorhees, the one for me
My Leatherface, dead as can be
My Freddy Krueger, my crazy freak
My Michael Myers, getting so lovesick
(Pre-chorus)
(Chorus)
(Pre-chorus)
(Chorus)
I said oh hell yeah!