Its time for me to say this
adressing all you guys
Except for all the drag queens
who deserve a nobel prize
But the straight guys they dont realize
What we go through everday
and its a lot
Now its time for all us females
to remind just in case you all forgot
The seven thigns guys dont have to do
1.Shave legs
2.give birth
3.Aunt flow
4.Mini skirts
5.Wax armpits
HEY IT HURTS!
6.wear pantyhoes
7.Pain your nails
too
8.High heels!
9.pluck brows
10.Skip meals
11.Count pounds
12.Same girls have to carry heavy mounds
We're way past 7 now..
But Ill keep going anyhow..
13.Uncomfy thongs
14.Tight bras
15.Tampons
16.Blow our money on beauty salons!
17.Flat iron burns
18.Health concerns
froms die fumes
And the reason why we do these crazy things
That we do..Cause we do it for you..
Sometimes were hard to deal with
that we cant deny
But think of what we go through
See thats the reason why
1.Shave legs
2.give birth
3.Aunt flow
4.Mini skirts
5.Wax armpits
HEY IT HURTS!
6.wear pantyhoes
7.Pain your nails
too
8.High heels!
9.pluck brows
10.Skip meals
11.Count pounds
12.Same girls have to carry heavy mounds
We're way past 7 now..
But Ill keep going anyhow..
13.Uncomfy thongs
14.Tight bras
15.Tampons
16.Blow our money on beauty salons!
17.Flat iron burns
18.Health concerns
froms die fumes
And the reason why we do these crazy things that we do.
Is we do it for you
[This is a parody of miley cyrus's song '7 things I love about you'Or is it hate..I dont care...I hate her anyway XD]
 Silver_darkness_1004 · Sat Mar 21, 2009 @ 04:02am · 0 Comments |
