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Well this is a joke I have recently heard. A grandma gets into an accident, the son goes up to the doctor and says, "What's wrong with my mother???????" The docter say, "Do you want the good news or the bad news?" The son says, "The bad news...." The doctor says, " She can't speak and we can't teach her sign language since she's too old. Plus she can't use any of her body parts so she's basically a vegatable and you have to feed her baby food. Plus she's going to live for 30-40 more years, so basically, you'll have to do this your whole life." The son finally responds, "Then what's the good news?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?" The docter responds, "I'm just kidding, she's dead." xd