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I was a xylophagous termite who happened to veridically repeat the schism of a man and his wife. I was eating dinner with some newly cut wood. Then I heard, ?Your great-gran gran was an ignorant Whig who doesn?t know what she was doing!? A tenuous voice then said, ?That?s not true.? Suddenly, I stopped eating and gradually crawled to see the fight, I saw the woman scarify the man?s face with her long, sharp fingernails. The man then held up his bat and hit her vigorously, as if he was trying to kill her. This fractured her scapular bone. She tried to fight back, but he shoved her to the ground. The recumbent lady then quickly got up and walked out of the room, crying in pain. She stopped at the threshold and threw a round thing tied with the tensile strength of a wire to the ground. She then walked out laughing. The man jumped over the room and grabbed the thing and tried to open it. He started to scream and you could really see his uvula shaking. Boom!!! It was too late!