Dear Overtly Obsessive Twilight Fans,
REAL VAMPIRES DO NOT SPARKLE IN THE SUN! THEY BURN! THEY MELT!!! THEY DIE!!
And men who sparkle are usually not into women.
Get over it. Edward freaking Cullen is taken by Bella. He is FICTIONAL.
And a DEER BLOOD drinking vampire. How about NO.
Society has lived with the fact that Vampires drink human blood. We have lived with it for millions of years. We have accepted it. Sometimes there is romance, yes. Sometimes there is love, sure. BUT THEY STILL DRINK HUMAN BLOOD!
And seriously? No man has a right to wear that much hairgel, ladies. It's just so...OBVIOUS!
Go to the doctor. Maybe he'll give you a healthy dose of REALITY.
Much sincerity,
Valken, Nicky, Dracula, Lestat, Louis, Marius, Eric, Bill, Akasha, Pandora, Vittoro, Alexander and Claudia
P.S: EMMET AND JASPER AND YES, EVEN JACOB ARE ALL FICTIONAL AS WELL!!
Please ladies, I like books about Vampires too! But let's be honest, there's a limit!
I love Lestat! I Love Louis! But there was no team! There was no romance going on in my head! Please ladies! Tone it down a little!
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