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> >> MY NEW NAME IS IN THE SUBJECT.....DON'T LAUGH UNTIL YOU FIND OUT WHAT
> >> YOUR NEW NAME IS.
> >> ;
> >> We all need a little stress-reliever! This only takes a minute.
> >>
Send it on to everyone you know
> >> including the person that sent it to you.
> >>
> >> Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness
> >> to break up the day. If we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days
> >> than not.
> >>
> >> Here is your dose of humor...
> >>
> >> A. Follow the instructions to find your newname.
> >>
> >> B. Once you have your new name, put it in the subject box and forward it
> >> to friends and family & co-worker s.
> >>
> >> Don't forget to forward it back to the person who sent it to you so they
> >> know you participated. And don't go all adult - a senior manager is now
> > > known far & wide as Dorky Gizzardsniffer!
> >>
> >> The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants And
> >> the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil
> >> Professor forces everyone to assume new names...
> >>
> >> So:-
> >>
> >> 1. Use the third letter of your first name to
> >> determine your New first name:
> >>
> >> a = snickle
> >> b = doombah
> >> c = goober
> >> d = cheesey
> >> e = crusty
> >> f = greasy
> >> g = dumbo
> >> h = farcus
> >> i = dorky
> >> j = doofus
> >> k = funky
> >> l = boobie
> >> m = sleezy
> >> n = sloopy
> >> o = fluffy
> >> p = stinky
> >> q = slimy
> >> r = dorfus
> >> s = snooty
> >> t = tootsie
> >> u = dipsy
> >> v = sneezy
> >> w = liver
> >> x = skippy
> >> y = dink y
> >> z = zippy
> >>
> >> 2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of
> >> your new last name sad I think they mean Middle name or intial?)
> >>
> >> a = dippin
> >> b = feather
> >> c = batty
> >> d = burger
> >> e = chicken
> >> f = barffy
> >> g = l izard
> >> h = waffle
> >> i = farkle
> >> j = monkey
> >> k = flippin
> >> l = fricken
> >> m = bubble
> &g t;> n = rhino
> >> o = potty
> >> p = hamster
> >> q = buckle
> >> r = gizzard
> >> s = lickin
> >> t = snickle
> >> u = chuckle
> >> v = pickle
> >> w = hubble
> >> x = dingle
> >> y = gorilla
> >> z = girdle
> >>
> >> 3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of
> >> your new last name:
> >> a = butt
> >> b = boob
> >> c = face
> >> d = nose
> >> e = hump
> >> f = breath
> >> g = pants
> >> h = shorts
> >> i = lips
> >> j = honker
> >> k = head
> >> l = tush
> >> m = chunks
> >> n = dunkin
> >> o = brains
> >> p = biscuits
> >> q = toes
> >> r = doodle
> ; >> s = fanny
> >> t = sniffer
> >> u = sprinkles
> >> v = frack
> >> w = squirt
> >> x = humperdinck
> >> y = hiney
> >> z = juice> >>
> >> Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny.
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