So I've been taking note of a few things the past few weeks and after some images on a search today, I have decided to post up some Laws of Women. This is mostly for those of you who don't know them or choose not to abide by them. Guys, feel free to comment but these are no-nos for women.
1. If you have a rack larger than a Nearly B, please wear a bra when you are going to be in the public eye. No matter how hot your nipples are, other women do not want to see the saggy inverted V between your droppy tits. It makes you look lazy, redneck, and disgusting - so please wear a bra.
2. If you have no a**, do not attempt the low rise or super low rise pants especially to work. The LR pants are designed for women who actually have an a** and don't go straight from shoulders to calf muscles. They are meant to show off what is known as a "juicy butt" and to tease the men with sightings of a thong. If you have no a**, please do not wear these as they make you look like a plummer who's assistant has taken the day off. No amount of super long t-shirts tucked into your pants can change this.
3. If you haven't cleaned your toe nails since the previous summer, do not wear thong style sandals. Do not wear any sandals. To wear a shoe where your toes are exposed, one must go to the nail salon and have their toe nails tended to. This means no calluses, no chipped polish, no knarly broken toe nails, no harry toes, & no outrageous toe cuticles. Have some respect for yourself and for the innocence of the children that cross your path.
4. Acknowledge that you have gained weight. I see too many women (and girls) who try to squeeze themselves into pants that are at least three sizes too small. Do not do this as it causes Ultra Muffin Effect. UME is an event that is caused when one squeezes into too small a pant and the fat explodes from the top of the pant making you look like a giant walking ripply muffin that is about to topple over because the baker put too much batter in the petite muffin pan. This is more than disgusting, it is a reason to laugh and hate you for years to come. If you want to look hot, dress your size as it is NOW and worry about Will Happen when it ACTUALLY HAPPENS.
These, and other laws, were created for the good of the society. If you see someone offending any one of these laws, please notify them to correct their error immedietly before the Women Police finds them and prosecutes them. IF YOU KNOW ANY OTHER LAWS, FEEL FREE TO ADD THEM TO THIS LIST. FORWARD THESE LAWS TO EVERYONE!! Summer is about to begin and the more women who read this and abide by the Laws of Woman, the better everyone's summer - and life - will be!!
Funem Community Member 
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