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On our way to Gigi's house, Leon decided to head into the bar for a drink.
"Are you serious?! You want a drink now?! Besides, I hate drinking!"
"But I like it!"
"You've never tried it!"
"Well a first for everything right buddy?"
We walked into the bar, and before we even ordered a drink we saw some guy harassing a young lady. As he tried to walk her to the men's bathroom, Leon had to open up his mouth.
"Hey f*****t!
He started to crush his glass and crack his knuckles, Leon had some balls, but the pain hurt me soooooo bad! Leon basically b***h-slapped the guy, who was pretty damn muscular, I didn't think we'd survive. But Leon had guts, we both knew that I needed him to survive. He kicked the guy in the nuts so hard I heard it crack. I just let Leon take over and watched the show. I loved every minute of it. His face bleeding, he coughed up more blood. And boogers came running down his nose.
" man, disgusting!! clean yaself up!" Then the lady looked at us, with a really pissed face.
"How am I gonna get paid now you little ********?!"
"Wait, what ma'am?"
Turns out she was a hooker. The guy liked it when she played the role of the helpless innocent girl. What are the odds huh? She walked out of the bar.
"Hey bartender! I want a jolly rancher, on the rocks ;D"
You could imagaine, the bartender kicked us out. Leon wasn't very smart, we walked back out to Gigi's house.