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First Story~ So me and my best friend Jade went to this movie called The Uninvited. Not bad movie, but 5 girls and there dates came and sat behind us. Then this other guy came and sat 2 seats away from us. The whole entire time he was texting on his phone. The girl in the movie Anna called he dad's girlfriend a b*tch and the guy next to us shot up and said "YOU GO GIRL. xp " Later in the movie Anna sees a body reach out from under the oven and it was one of those suspenseful moments and at that moment the was a huge girly scream came from behind us so we turned around and it turns out it was the girls' dates that did it. xd

Second Story~ So again me and my friend Jade went to this movie called Valkyrie and we were tired from shopping so we were a little crazy. So when we went into the theater these guys came in and a couple left to go do who know what but when they came back this one guy was said "Why are your feet were my head supposed to be?" and like I said me and my friend were kinda crazy at the moment and we thought it sounded wrong and it still does. But my friend thought it sounded like some weird type of sex and I thought it sound like a baby being born yelling at his/her mom because her feet were in the way of getting out. lol

Final Story~ So there's this thing where I live called street fair. A ton of people come from the state and sell items. Well every year there's these jugglers. The good but even better comedians. So they were showing us this new trick called the X-Girlfriend. It was named after one of there ex-girlfriends no duh. So anyways the guys are like we are going to juggle 9 pins. The one guy said "One is in my crouch. I will toss the pin in the air using my crouch. So keep your eye on my crouch. We never said this was a kid show. Now I'm going to use my crouch. Now you know why she's my ex-girlfriend (the ex came up with the trick)." Then he said "If your children got that cancel HBO! xd " Now it's not that funny reading the story there but trust me it was funny but perverted.
There's more to be done eek (inside joke)