Welcome to Gaia! :: View User's Journal | Gaia Journals

♥ Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Guy: No
Girl biggrin o you like me?
Guy: Not really
Girl: Do you want me?
Guy: No
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Guy: No
Girl: Would you live for me?
Guy: No
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Guy: No
Girl: Choose...me or your life?
Guy: My life
Girl: runs away in shock and pain
He runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because YOU ARE my life.



put this on ur profile if u <3 someone

*kiss on the cheeck:were friends
*kiss on the stomack:im ready
*kiss on the forhead:i hope were together forever
*kiss on the temple:i like u
*kiss on the neck:we belong together
*kiss on the soulder:i whant u
*kiss on the lips:i love u
*playing arounded with ur hair:cant livewith out u
*holding hands:happyness
*arms around waist:u are mine i need u
*hug:i care
*smileingat each other:i like u
*wink:flirtatoin
*looking around:hideingtrue flillings
*tender kisses on thesideof the lips:ur smile
*wettingur lips waitingfor a kiss
*teardrops:imlossingu
*crys:i lost u




A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle
Girl: Slow down im scared
Guy: No this is fun
Girl: No its not please its too scary
Guy: then tell me you love me
Girl: I love you slow down
Guy: Now give me a big hug *She gave him a big hug*
Guy: Can you take off my helmet & put it on yourself its bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the breaks were broken he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him he loved her one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live even if it meant that he would die. If you would do the same for the person you love copy this in your profile



L-O-V-E!!!!!
When she walks away from you mad = [Follow her]
-When she stares at your lips = [Kiss her]
-When she pushes you or hits you = [Grab her and don't let go]
-When she starts cursing at you = [Kiss her and tell her you love her]
-When she's quiet = [Ask her what's wrong]
-When she ignores you = [Give her your attention]
-When she pulls away = [Pull her back]
-When you see her at her worst = [Tell her she's beautiful]
-When you see her start crying = [Just hold her and don't say a word]
-When you see her walking = [Sneak up and hug her waist from behind]
-When she's scared = [Protect her]
-When she lays her head on your shoulder = [Tilt her head up and kiss her]
-When she steals your favorite hat = [Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night]
-When she teases you = [Tease her back and make her laugh]
-When she doesn't answer for a long time = [reassure her that everything is okay]
-When she looks at you with doubt = [Back yourself up with the TRUTH]
-When she says that she loves you =[she really does more than you could understand]
-When she grabs at your hands = [Hold her's and play with her fingers]
-When she bumps into you = [bump into her back and make her laugh]
-When she tells you a secret = [keep it safe and untold]
-When she looks at you in your eyes = [don't look away until she does]
-WHEN SHE MISSES YOU = [SHES HURTING INSIDE]
-When you break her heart = [the pain NEVER really goes away]
-When she says its over = [she STILL wants you to be hers]
-When she reposts this bulletin = [she wants you to read it]
- Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything
-DON'T let her have the last word
-NEVER call her hot
-Pretty and beautiful is SO much better
-Say you love her more than she could ever love you
- Argue that she is the best girl ever
-When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go
-When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her
-Because 10 yrs later she'll remember you
-Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her
-Call her before you sleep and after you wake up
-Treat her like she's all that matters to you
-Tease her and let her tease you back
-Stay up all night with her when she's sick
-Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid
-Give her the world
-Let her wear your clothes
-When she's bored and sad, hang out with her
-Let her know she's important
-Kiss her in the pouring rain
Pick the month
you were born in:

1 - I shot
2 - I needed
3 - I killed
4 - I ran shirtless with
5 - I licked
6 - I Banged
7 - I stabbed
8 -I smoked with
9 - I slept with
10 - I cuddled with
11 - I ate
12-I ran naked with

Pick the day (number)
you were born on:

01 - a bowl of cereal
02 -Paris Hilton
03 - a ninja turtle
04 - the kool-aid man
05 - a jew
06 - a homo
07 - a male stripper
08 - a toothbrush
09 - a gangster
10 - a bag of weed
11 - a jew
12 - Santa Claus
13 - Spongebob
14 - a whore
15 - a Trojan man
16 - a jellybean
17 - Barney the dinosaur
18 - a sexy girl
19 - an orange
20 - a crackhead
21 - my lover
22 - a bisexual
23 - a banana
24 - a easter egg
25 - a jar of honey
26 - my crush
27 - a french fry
28 - a homeless guy
29 - your dealer
30 - a tooth pick
31 - ur grandma

Pick the color of
the shirt you are wearing::

White - because im sexy as hell
Black - because I love weed
Grey - because im lost with out doing it
Red - Becase the lil people told me to
Blue - because I'm a pimp and your jealous
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
Purple - because I'm gay
Pink - Because I'm a drunk
Other - because I have double D's
Green - because im a god(dess) in bed
Orange - because I smoke crack
Turqoise - because I have a noodle in my nose
Brown - because my moma made me
Shirtless - because I've got abs
mine is "i slept with a whore because im sexy as hell"


╔╗╔═╦╗
║╚╣║║╚╗
╚═╩═╩═╝

eso- bellybutton 8D


Not belly-button. Gangrene. Heso is belly-button.
Quote:

megana- glasses

Megane
Quote:

doshemashita ka- what happen

... incorrect grammar in two languages? Nice.
Quote:

ohio gozimas- good morning

Ohayo gozaimasu
Quote:

o-neme wa- whats ur name

Namae wa
Quote:

konbanwa- good evning

First one you've got fully right, except the English part.
Quote:

takushi- taxi

Engrish.
Quote:

bai bai mata ashita- ai ill see u again tomarrow

Rarely used in tandem. Baibai = Engrish "Bye-bye"
Ja mata ashita (Basically: Bye. Until tomorrow...)
Quote:

domo arigato gozimas- thank u very much

Remember your Kill Bill (and English!): Domo arigatou gozaimasu
Quote:
watashi janie- i see u

Nonsense.
Quote:

ringo- apple

Hey! That's two correct! You even spelled the English correctly this time!
kabon- bag
Fukuro
Quote:

tabemono- food

That's three! You're on a roll now. -_-
Quote:

hai- yes

Wow! Four!
Quote:

shatzu- T-shirt


Tiishatsu
Quote:

hashi- bridge or chopsticks

OMG! Five! You're up to like... an infant's vocabulary in correct terms!
Quote:

me-zoo- water

Mizu
Quote:

kore wana deska- what is this


Kore wa nan desu ka
Quote:

ima, nanji desuka?- what time is it now?

Forgot a particle. Grammar needs to come after the actual words, though.
Quote:

dozo yoroshi ku- im pleased to meet u

Douzo. Otherwise, actually mostly correct.
Quote:

ogenki desska?- hello how r u?

Ogenki desu ka
Quote:

watashi wa yasumitaidesu- i want 2 rest

*blink*
Quote:

ikura desska- how much is it?

Ikura desu ka (though this isn't a proper way to ask)
Quote:

boshee- hat

Boushi
Quote:

sosu- sauce

Engrish
Quote:

keyero- yellow [not sure about this 1 O:]

Utterly shocking. The word you're looking for is Ki. Iyeroo is Engrish.
Quote:

pinku- pink

Engrish. Momoiro
Quote:

baka- stupid/idiot/retard....etc

Hey. An ironically correct one!
Quote:

busu- ugly

Ugly woman, actually.
Quote:

yariman- slut

Also: Bimbo. Another score for the ironically correct.
Quote:

oshide- a**

Ochiri
Quote:

chinko- c**k

Correct
Quote:

kusu- s**t

The word you're looking for is Kuso. Kusu is either a cinnamon tree or the verb "to be depressed" (more or less)
Quote:

konoyaro- go to hell or ******** u

Ah, no. Konoyarou is literally "This Rascal."


BWAHAHAHA!


私はブルクですよ！私は十八さいとうまれの八月です。くにはアメリカです。日本語をはなしますか。ちょっとはなします。日本語のクラス五じはんから七じ二じゅうまでにいきます。ええと、ちょっとわかります。 evil twisted mad razz