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I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. [ ]
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. [ ]
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun. [ ]
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz. [ ]
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed. [ ]
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat. [ ]
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. [ ]
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. [ ]
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. [ ]
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape. [ ]
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist. [x]
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a b***h. [x]
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. [ ]
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world. [ ]
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals. [x]
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. [ ]
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. [ ]
I'm LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. [x]
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. [ ]
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. [ ]
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. [ ]
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. [ ]
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store. [ ]
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. [ ]
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore. [ ]
I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. [ ]
I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut. [x]
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. [ ]
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. [ ]
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. [x]
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. [x]
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars. [ ]
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. [ ]
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. [ ]
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut. [ ]
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals. [ ]
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big d**k. [ ]
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST! [x]
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. [ ]
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. [ ]
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. [ ]
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention. [x]
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. [x]
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. [ ]
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be ******** them all. [x]
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay. [x]
I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a whore. [x]
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer. [ ]
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. [x]
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll. [ ]
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. [ ]
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO. [x]
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT. [ ]
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited. [ ]
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13. [ ]
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy. [ ]
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy. [ ]
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas. [ ]
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction. [ ]
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude. [x]
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent. [x]
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy. [x]
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. [ ]
I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot. [x]
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. [ ]
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. [ ]
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7. [ ]
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. [ ]
I'm MIXED so I must be ******** up. [x]
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist. [ ]
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. [x]
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA. [ ]
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect. [ ]
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black. [x]
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil. [ ]
I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich. [x]
I'm an OG so I must be Mexican. [ ]
I'm a TOMBOY, so I MUST hate ALL things girly. [x]
I'm into FANFICTION, so I MUST be a nerd with no life. [x]
I DON'T try to fit in, so I MUST be depressed. [x]
I don't try hard on my HOMEWORK, so I MUST be dumb. [x]
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be hot... and dumb... and peppy. [x]
I make friends with my TEACHERS, so I MUST be a teachers pet. [x]
I DON'T like feminine stereotypes, so I MUST be a feminist. [x]