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Day 2 -Ta da da daaaa!!!
Hello again fellow brothers and very hot girls(i do not have many sisters) its day 2 in this crazy world and i discovered that i can BEND THE FABRIC OF TIME AND SPACE...oh yeah and i also have a new theme song i think you saw it at the beggining....it all started when i stole...i mean when i was given a ring from a blind guy as an engagement ring..apparently when he wanted to see how big i am he thought i was Oprah...of course as a security measure...before he touched me i took about 100 garments from all the girls while i was walking to the blind guy.........
AAAAnyway...as i was saying i got a cool new ring i looked better but the girls thought i was married so i HAD to take it of right?...well no dice!!...i pulled like a dog,i even tried to use soap or something and still nothing,i almost tried to bite my finger of but i hate to have soap in my mouth so i just try and manage for awhile..still..while i was flirting with a girl and also concealing my ring in her pants...a horny dude saw that and wanted to give me away...and then my friend...CHAOS WAS BORN...i was looking like a mad dog at that dude and the ring which now i call Fluffy reacted...the dudes clothes got burned...and a fat a** girl tortured him...
After that i went AWE...i mean cmon this is the coolest ring ever...i have the power to summon girls!!!...what??..that`s not it?...oh yeah the little flame thingy...still i don't care about that...
Well that`s all for today i`m going to protect the world from cows and money for i am PIMP MAN!!!