Oh yes.
I went to Nichole's, my bff, house today.
In some part of the time, we managed to take out some Barbie dolls. (Don't ask, we're not young and we're not old and we DON'T like Barbies.)
Using the dolls, we made stories to make fun of the boys in our classes (or rather, we changed their sex to either females, or aliens, or chickens, and they're bisexual, trisexual, or lesbian, or gay [nothing against homos, etc, I just like changing people's genders xDDD]).
So here's a very funny, kind of short one:
Characters: Chance
Martin
Raghav
Chance:
Alone and suffering from her delirious and retarded (and trisexual and alien and chicken) wife, Chance sits alone in the hospital bed. She pats her stomach and sighs. "Oh my, What am I going to do about my wife, Martin? She keeps being so...SO MUCH!!!"
Then suddenly, there was a loud racket outside Chance's hospital door room. And the door opened, showing a view of beat-up doctors and nurses (all stripped off of their clothing). Chance was shocked, but she knew what caused the mess. eek And sure enough, a naked Martin walked in, in all her glory.
"Oh man, were they feisty!" Martin shouted, slamming the door. Then she noticed her pregnant wife. "Oh, hi, Chancey! How're you do--"
"MARTIN HOANG, WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?!" Chance interrupted with a burst and rant of anger. scream mad "YOU KNOW GOING AROUND NAKED WOULD BE A BAD INFLUENCE FOR THE BABY!!! WHAT WILL SHE/HE THINK WHEN SHE GETS OLDER?!"
"Oh, come on, Babe. Who cares about the damn baby?"
Chance glared daggers at Martin. "I wish she/he wouldn't be related to you--I DO!!! LEAVE. NOW!!! WE. ARE. BREAKING. UP!!!"
Martin put out his hands for defense, for she knew that Chance was REALLY feisty and active in bed. She backed up and left the room without a word. Walking out the hospital, she met Raghav and a baby on the ground.
Raghav:
He walked up to the hospital for some Coke (yes, HE). Raghav was freaking thirsty from doing...stuff all day. Right at the doorstep, there was a baby on the ground, bawling and sobbing.
"Hm, where did you come from?" Raghav wondered aloud. He shrugged and picked the baby up. "Oh well, I'll just adopt you. smile "
Then he spotted a naked girl in front of him. A nudist? He wasn't sure.
"Oh, hey there, Sexy!" the girl said. Raghav blushed and looked away. redface eek The girl glanced at the baby in Raghav' arms and asked, "What do you have there?"
"... A baby?"
The girl nodded and stroked Raghav's face. She cupped his face. "Want another one?" she asked seductively and pounced onto Raghav.
"WHAAAAAAAA?"
The end
Oh god. My eyes are hurting soooo bad like there's something in both my eyes. I think an eyelash fell in there.
Anyways, this story made Nichole and her sister laugh their asses off.
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