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One day in every mans life....a man does something really,really stupid. It can be as small as asking a girl out of your leage out to a date, too cheating on your wife.

But then there's another catagory which spits into the face of common human nature. For me it was called Taco Night.

One night. I woke up hungery, And my parents were out to Vegas. So i was alone at my house. My refrigerator had nothing but a Huge stack of meat. So out of sheer impuls i went to my Food4less that was only 2 blocks away. I picked up some Taco indgredents and went back home(Costed $3.44! GO TO FOOD4LESS TODAY!).

After that i did whatever every other person would do with all this stuff. I made about 28 Tacos, but I only ate 2. I left the rest out on the table and who ever ate them, ate them. Later i awoke and found my uncle Alvado and my Dad asleep at the table with all my taco's gone(and i was looking forward to that!). I later poked there knocked out bodies with a crowbar for about 20 minutes.

Usually i dont end my storys without giving out some sort of list of things that you could know about so......

Here's 3 Stupid Things MenDo In There Life Time.

3.Mastrubating In The Worst Of Places
I never said they were going to be pretty but you have to know this stuff. Everyone do'es it(DONT BELIVE THE CHURCH!), But only the men do it in the worst of places. Examples!
.Near Open Windows
.Public Bathrooms
.Libarys
.School-Nurse Office
.Beaches(for medical reasons)
.Book Stores-Top Floor
.College Partys(Wait A Minute)
Oh ******** it im changing it too 3 Stupid Things People Do In Their Life Time. Because the information i got here says everyone so.

2.Making A College Party
Belive you me making a college party will only lead to a disaster. Sure being there is fun, but thats being there! It is'nt A college party unless your in some kind of home. And like every other person they'll think "This ai'nt my house i think i'll just throw beer everywhere and kill some cheap hookers. Oh yeah where is a place to mastrubate?" And stains are sure to appear.

1.Become Paranoid
I'll leave this one for you to think about.

Good Bye For Now