Basic symptoms of Twiwine include:
-Grammar Failing upon the Interwebs and the Outside World (School, etc.)-Constantly moaning for Edward's love (or Jacob's if you prefer).
-You start having these cravings for anything that comes your way.
-Normal Symptoms of the Swine Flu itself since they're both alike.
-You believe that Stepheine Meyer is your God and Savior.
-You become mentally psycho and your parents are considering putting you in a mental intuition for the Twiwine.
Immediate Symptoms of Twiwine:
(Submitted by Sakura_Aqualight).You always refer to yourself as Bella in the third person
.You throw yourself into a giant tub of sparkles before leaving the house
.You rename every boyfriend you have Edward (or Jacob if you perfer)
. All you wear is Blues or Browns, and golden contacts
. You carry around a baby doll and name it Reneseme
-People see you talking to yourself but you know that you're talking to Edward
-(Addition by me) You grow wings. Yes Fairy Wings. You're basically Tinkerbell, damn it. (Note: I like Tinkerbell. Don't hate me.)
Advanced Symptoms of Twiwine:
-You believe in Cullenism.
-You think the characters are real and therefore, talk to yourself but you don't think you are.
-Some mental illness that make you diillusional. (help me here)
-You have no grammar skills. At All.
-You are a two-year old. *Mentally and Physically*
-You buy more Twilight crap just to satisfy your lust for Twilight series and such.
-Your lungs get filled up with Glitter because of how much you breathe from the infamous "Meyerpires" or just using body glitter in general. (Submitted by Grant Dynasty)
-You eat dessert. Don't ask why. You just do.
-Your skin sparkles every time you walk into the sunlight or any other type of light.
-You speak the lines from the series as if you were one or any of the characters.
-You become them. Literally. (This is Stage 5 of Twiwine. There are only five stages to be known of this horrible disease.)
Also to note: My other symptoms-along with these-are posted onto my livejournal. If anyone wants to read the continuation of the Twiwine, it'll be there.
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Remember, you still can contribute to the Symptoms list! PM me or just comment here on this journal entry only! You can submit up to 5 symptoms of any of these levels. You'll be credited as such. Thanks!
Now the Stages of Twiwine
Stage 1: Basic Symptoms along with some subcauses.
-You changed the fact that you've read other books and consider Twilight to be the only books you've ever read.
-You believe that life should be like Forks or Arizona if you prefer.
-You want to be friends with Meyer and get her writing tips.
-You hate everyone expect your Twilight crew (BFFs, etc).
a) If they hate Twilight, they should be ridiculed as such with grammar of a Kindergarten child.
b) If they like Twilight but not sure about some concepts of it, you force them to love the series or as you would call it, Saga.
c) You don't use a dictionary or thesaurus to explain or reason with peoples.
Stage 2: Basic/Immediate Symptoms (no subcauses)
-Understandably you think that Forks should be your new home.
-You want to create your own Edward/Jacob or really, force your boyfriend to be just like them by making him read the book. Many times.
-You laugh at the idea that people hate Twilight and just shrug it off as it was nothing.
-You want to be like Stepheine Meyer and live her life.
-You name your friends, pets, or family members after the book. (Girl 1 is now Alice, Girl 2 is now Rosalie, and so on)
-When you get married and have kids of your own, you name your children after the characters. (Poor Kiddies)
-You commit to being addicted to Body Glitter because you want to sparkle as well.
Stage 3: Immediate/Advanced SubCauses
To Be Continued. I can't think of anything!!!! AHHHHHH!
