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Quetzalcoatl is pronounced (Ket zul quat el)

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*platinum is enjoying a peaceful lunch when xrainxcloudsx runs in screaming crazily*
platinum-whats wrong?
xrainxcloudsx-I just learned in history that the Incan god Quetzalcoatl will bring the destruction of the world on January 1, 2010!! Here, look at this picture.
*Its a picture of an Incan man dressed flowing feather robes*
xrainxcloudsx-We must make him happy or else.
platinum-I know exactly what to do!
*Platinum puts his hands together for a prays to Quetzalcoatl*
platinum-HEY QUETZALCOATL!! Do they sell men's clothing where you got that robe? You better put on some booties because it is chilly in the winter!
xrainxcloudsx-AHHHH!! We're all going to be killed! Ask for forgiveness NOW!
platinum- OK, OK . . . . You know what, NO WAY! I am not going to ask for forgiveness from a god whose name sounds like the worse scrabble hand ever!