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platinum-lets go fishing!
xrainxcloudsx-OK, but I don't know where to go.
platinum-leave it to me
*one barbed wire fence later*
platinum-well lets get out on the boat and fish!
xrainxcloudsx-NO! This water looks dangerous!
*platinum pulls her on board and kicks off*
*they sit around waiting for a bite*
??-HEY!
*a police man in a boat drives up close*
police officer-You are in restricted waters! I have the authority to arrest you.
platinum-Where are my sledge hammers?!!!
*xrainxcloudsx fumbles and hands platinum a net instead*
*platinum tries to hit the officer on the head but instead traps him*
*several weeks later, dareis11 walks into the den to find platinum-doragon2piccolo sitting on a lounge chair, covered in a blanket*
dareis11-there's a man mounted over your fireplace!!
platinum-I know. Ain't it a beut?!
dareis11-Uh, yeah but why is he only in his underwear?
*platinum stands up and removes the blanket to show himself wearing the cops suit*
platinum-because this fits perfectly!! I love donuts!