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::Extreme Rant Time::
Music: Green Day - Boulevard Of Broken Dreams
Alright, I have a few rants that I'd like to take out on this mindless Gaian Population >3
Rant 1: "Has anyone every told you smoking is bad for you?"
Oh my ******** god! Smoking is BAD for a person? Gee, no one ever ******** told me! I mean, c'mon, if you ask a smoker this kind of question, then you're ******** stupider than you say they are. Half the time, these people KNOW smoking is bad for them. They know all the concequences, and they don't need some ******** moron telling them about it. Have you people ever looked a pack of Cigarettes? It has a surgeon's general warning! So now you're saying smokers are dumb AND obviously they can't read. Those people need to have a ******** "Idiot" warning stuck on their head: "Warning, contact with this person may cause IQ Drop" If that's all you feel you were put on this earth to do, then you need to remove yourself from society. Take two cigarettes, and shove one in each of your ******** eyes, you sons of bitches stare
Rant 2: "Simple Plan's song 'Perfect' describes me"
Well I'm ******** glad to hear it.. NOT. If you say this, chances are you're a phoney and you're trying to make people think that "life sucks for me, life is hard because my mom/dad wants me to be perfect.. *b***h whine moan complain...*" Well y'know what? Life's hard on Everyone. Personally, no one gives a ******** if your parents are hard on you. Y'know why your parents are hard on you? Because they probably hate you. They spend most of their days wondering why the hell they ever had sex. In fact, after you, your mom had her uterus removed so as not to add anymore ******** morons into society. God, it's people like this that really make me wanna take over the world even more. If your parents are so ******** hard on you, then you probably don't need to live anymore. As for Simple Plan.. They're just about as cool as those lit cigarettes sticking out of your ******** eyes. Take their CD, break it in half and slit your ******** neck with the broken pieces. Trust me, the world (and your parents) will be glad you did. God will even let you into heaven for doing good to the world. ******** Bastards >3
Well, there ya have it. Just a few minor details that I wanted to point out. (I realise the cruelty in it, but so ******** what?) Feel free to flame/aggree/praise me >DD
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Meh. People are ignorant, nothing will change that.