the most epic thing happened today. ok so here is the story.... **cory at lunch on his computer minding his own buisinesses** Google chrome has 3 tabs open, 1 on myspace, 1 on a list of proxies, and one on the new tab page. **mrs small walks up and looks at corys laptop to see if hes doing something bad, the blank tab is currently open** **teacher staring at computer and points at the screen** "YOU ARENT SUPPOSED TO BE ON MYSPACE!!!!" cory says "well i just wanted to check out the space, you know, see whats happenin'" **mrs small notices the other open tab wuth the proxy list.** "WHY ARE U LOOKING AT PROXIES????" cory says "well i need them to unblock the school filters" teacher says "you arent supposed to be doing that **starts getting really pissy**" cory says "well, you know those school filters can get a bit troublesome cuz i cant get on any of the sites i want to **frowns**" teacher says, "well they are there for a reason" her voice is getting really pissy. cory responds "well they are pretty useless if i cant check my myspace now isnt it??" teacher huffs and walks off. **cory turns and looks at nick** "did u see that?" nick says, "yeah dude." cory says "dude im so getting suspended."
seconds later........ mr oulette comes out of nowhere and looks at his laptop. ""cory. can i talk to you for a second" "no problem steveo" responds cory. **cory gets up and gets his little sunny d bottle and follows teacher into the hallway in a sop where everyone in the cafeteria can see** "cory stands there and gets bitched at for minutes not paying attention to a damn thing hes saying, just nodding his head and occasionally taking sips of his drink and making the "ahhhhhh" refreshed sound everytime he takes a sip." mr oulette says "im going to tell mr bell about this...." cory says "which mr bell????" ..... cory continues "the tech ed teacher or the principal???" mr oulette gets pissed and says "THE PRINCIPAL!!!!" cory says "ok" and walks back into lunch where nick is eating his cheezits and telling everbody the story of what cory said to mrs small as everybody at the cramped table listens.
btw the reason i was still on myspace was cuza rose was on, i was trying to ask why/how she was on. turns out it was just that c**t putting roses pictures on myspace for her.
and after nick told the story nobody cared haha cuz i know rose might freak out. 10 minutes before all this my oulettle bitched at me told me to put hood down sad
CORY CORRUPTION · Mon Jan 11, 2010 @ 09:29pm · 0 Comments |