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` quotable!QUOTES - - revised!* |
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` 2008!amaye " In every group of boys, there is always a girl and she is a tomboy. In every group of girls, there is always a boy, and he is gay. "
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` 2008!leiko " Besides, there`s no such thing as puppet sex. "
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` 2008!riku
" We`re S - Ranked Criminals and you`re worried about underaged drinking ?! "
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` 2008!hana
" My computer won`t let me type Japanese . . . IT`S RACIST ! "
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` 2008!leiko " So, what is Ash`s real name ? Ashl-- "
` 2008!sister " --Bob. "
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` 2008!riku /on the phone " Mikami`s sitting in the corner . . . "
` 2008!leiko " I see . . . "
` 2008!riku " Ulquiorra`s in the bathroom . . . "
` 2008!leiko " I see . . . "
` 2008!riku " Cedric`s on the ceiling . . . "
` 2008!leiko " I see . . . "
` 2008!riku " No, you don`t see, you hear ! " Dx
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` 2008!dj miyoko " How much are they ? " =3
` 2008!ume x origami airplanes " Around 36k, I think. " @.@
` 2008!dj miyoko D: " God damn, do you think I have that kind of gold, missy ?! "
` 2008!ume x origami airplanes " I`m a mister ! " ;___;
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` 2008!xxxqueenpinkchickxxx " I just learned that peanut butter and anything with peanut butter in might have SALMONELLA in it...and that can kill you...so dont eat the yummy peanut butter people! "
` 2008!macabeak " But I like the peanut butter people; they're tasty ! " D;
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` 2008!sister /heading into the car ; sees dad holding umbrella " Uh, I don`t need my umbrella today. "
` 2008!dad " Where did you get it from ? "
` 2008!sister " The car . . . ? "
` 2008!dad " And therefore, that`s where it`s going. "
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` 2008!sister " I`m going to eat it ! " /" eat it " sounds like " idiot " in her saying
` 2008!dad /whacks across the head " Did you just call me an idiot ?! "
` 2008!sister " I said EE - TING EET. "
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` 2008!kagamita fanfiction " They step in, take their coats off. Mitani's still a scrawny redheaded loser in the dorkiest pair of suspenders Kaga's ever laid eyes upon; Kaga's still an a*****e, but he doesn't need to take his jacket off for Mitani to know that. "
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` 2009!leiko " Duuuuuude ! Youtube isn't working! /pouts and looks at url bar Oh, I typed in ' youtubes '. "
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` 2009!jacob " Out of the whole band, who do you think will most likely rape someone ? "
` 2009!leiko " Michael Jackson. "
` 2009!chris " What ? "
` 2009!chris " Well, he is part white, part black, part child molestor, part female, part male, and part gay. "
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` 2009!mukuro roleplay " I just met this guy who called me a dork. I think he's my new best friend. "
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` 2009!onigiri /referring to Akito " Is that a girl or a guy . . . ? "
` 2009!kazu " It`s a guy, you can tell from the curves from the a** ! "
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` 2009!brandon " I've decided that when I turn 80, I'm turning gay unless I'm married. "
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` 2009!saikotaiko " Punch him in the face with your feet. "
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` 2009!marmon " You’re really confronting me while your comrades stare at you naked ? "
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` 2009!hana " Why does everyone have an 'i' in their name? iFwee. iVamped. iReggie. What's next, iShitMyself ? "
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` 2009!tsuna fanfiction Hibari-san needs some treatment!
` 2009!yamamoto Hibari. you need some treatment!
` 2009!gokudera b*****d, you need some treatment!
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` 2009!math teacher " Red means stop. Green means go. Yellow means GO FASTER ! "
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` 2009!hana in roleplay " I will suck your blood TO THE EXTREME ! "
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` 2009!hana&&leiko " Merry Halloween ! "
` 2009!old lady /frighten expression
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` 2009!aunt " So, what do you want to be when you grow up ? "
` 2009!sister " A vegetarian. "
` 2009!leiko " You want to eat all vegetables when you grow up ? "
` 2009!sister " Yes. "
` 2009!leiko " Do you mean veterinarian ? "
` 2009!sister " Yes, I want to be a vegetarian. "
` 2009!leiko " . . . Ahahaha ! "
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` 2009!leiko " So, what do you want to be when you grow up ? "
` 2009!aunt " I`m already grown up ! "
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` 2009!jacob " Okay, rock, paper, scissors to settle this ! "
` 2009!ty /flings out arm " GOD ! "
` 2009!jacob " What ? "
` 2009!ty " God wins everything ! "
` 2009!jacob " You can`t use God ! "
` 2009!ty " Maybe if you ask Him nicely, He`ll let you. "
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` 2009!jacob " Rock, paper, scissors, okay ? "
` 2009!ty /flings out arm " GOD ! "
` 2009!jake " What ? "
` 2009!ty " I played God, so God wins ! "
` 2009!jake " But God doesn`t exist. "
` 2009!ty " ARE YOU SAYING THAT GOD DOESN`T EXIST ?! "
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` 2009!band teacher " Scream bloody murder. "
` 2009!ryuki " So do I actually say ' bloody murder ' . . . ? "
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` 2009!leiko /sister comes in making odd noises " The fudge ? What are you doing ? "
` 2009!sister " Taking a shower. "
` 2009!leiko " IN MY ROOM ?! "
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` 2009!zeph /referring to World War II " How can you determine who wins the war ? Do you have someone to count the dead bodies or something . . . ? "
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` 2009!leiko " I'll call you back, I'll call you back, I GOTTA CATCH `EM ALL ! "
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` 2009!leiko /examining Mexican restaurant menu " Hmh, Qdobo. It sounds Mexican. "
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` 2009!hana " I can just imagine Hitler placing to hands up, the crowd going silent, and Hitler saying ' I tooted '. Then the crowd goes wild. "
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` 2009!leiko " This is a free country ! "
` 2009!sasori " No, that`s America. "
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` 2009!riku " Hey, Leiko, by the way-- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ! "
` 2009!leiko /o-O
` 2009!riku " Spongebob. "
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` 2009!riku " Leiko, guess what. "
` 2009!leiko " What ? "
` 2009!riku " REPLY ! "
` 2009!leiko /niece starts crying " SEE WHAT YOU DID ?! "
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` 2009!leiko " So when is the wedding ? "
` 2009!riku " It was yesterday . . . "
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` 2009!riku " Just shove the candy down your pants ! "
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` 2009!danny in roleplay " He looked down and enjoyed the scenery. "
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` 2009!avpm cedric /stands up grinning " Hufflepuffs are particularly good seekers. "
` 2009!avpm dumbledore /glances over ; 8|| " What the hell is a Hufflepuff ? "
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` 2009!avpm draco " I can`t go to Pigfarts. It`s on Mars ! "
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` 2009!hana " If Gokudera was the Hitler, the Jews would be the Baseball Idiots and we'll have the holocaust all over again ! "
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` 2009!leiko " What are you doing ? "
` 2009!sister " I`m humping the fish. "
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` 2009!hana && leiko " EHO YOU ! "
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` 2009!sister /on a ride at the fair " My shoes feel as if they are coming off. "
` 2009!leiko " THEN TIE THEM BEFORE THE RIDE STARTS ! "
` 2009!sister " MY SHOES AREN`T TIE - ABLE ! "
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` 2009!sister " Speak in a British accent. "
` 2009!leiko " Oh hawt dayum. "
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` 2009!mom /getting out of the car " Are you drooling ? "
`2009!sister " What ? Was I drooling ? "
` 2009!leiko /in the back seat " I don`t know, all I can see is your butt. "
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` 2009!leiko /carelessly throws pants into waste basket
` 2009!sister /was walking past and instinctively catches it
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` 2010!carlton /flips off
` 2010!kjay " What time ? "
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` 2010!riku " Do men even have cravings ? "
` 2010!leiko " Men always have cravings-- it`s called sex. "
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` 2010!leiko&&ryuki /playing Who - What - When - Where - Why " Mr. Gilmer . . . told Mr. Gilmer to bend over . . . "
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` 2010!brian " What the f**k do you think you`re doing ? This is not the white house ; the president doesn`t sleep here. "
` 2010!justin " He`s the only one that hasn`t slept here. "
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