I have 4 for you.
1. I put the STD in stud, all I need is u.
2. My d**k is dead, may I bury it in your a**?
3. *Walk up to girl in bar* Hello, my friends *gesture to friends behind you* bet me that I couldn't strike a conversation with the cutest girl in the bar *say it while maintaining eye contact and with a slight smirk*. How about we *break eye contact and gesture to bar* go get a drink with their money? *when saying last part smile with one eyebrow raised*.
4. Did you fall from heaven? Because it looked like you fell on your face.
Alucard is Me Community Member 
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