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Dear Sinister_Bunneh,
Please, my beloved, come with me on a purple journey to the deepest lamp of my liver. Any fool could see that we're meant for each other; won't you join me in winchester and dance with me across the undulating table? The wait is too much to bear. Can't we just cast aside the formality of courtship and flip like jumping worms?
Yours truly,
XxdesolatelovexX


Dear Sinister_Bunneh,
I believe it was Taylor Swift who once sang, "Oh, my table, my diabetes, I've hungered for your couch a long, ambivilant time." Well, that's exactly how I feel. Or maybe I should quote your favorite rapper, Dr. Dre, who said "marooning ain't easy, but it's necessary, and I'm chasing zombies like Tom chases Jerry." Either way, you know what I'm getting at: will you be my Valentine?
XOXO,
MCjackdaripper


Dear Sinister_Bunneh,
Please, my beloved, come with me on a soft journey to the deepest booty of my uterus. Any fool could see that we're meant for each other; won't you join me in Helsinki and dance with me across the undulating bewb? The wait is too much to bear. Can't we just cast aside the formality of courtship and rape like thrusting sluts?
Yours truly,
Parasitic Panorama


Dear Sinister_Bunneh,
How I long to hear your Lovely song again. What was it called? Ah yes, Computer Camp Love. How your Crazy voice lingered in the air like the cries of a wounded Crows. Such Love! Let us join together and Run in unison, your Beautiful song carrying our hearts to Magestic heights.
With love,
CosmicDisaster


My beloved Sinister_Bunneh,
You and I are just two quick people trying to make it in this silver world. I know we're not perfect-- I've certainly been guilty of highway robbery in the past, and I know you've dabbled in gluttony, but let's put that all in the past and focus on what really matters: our tempting love. Without you, I'm nothing but a memorable bunny.
Yours wildly,
Avadedra Hetarra


Dear Sinister_Bunneh,
When I think of you, I get Turkeys in my Jejunm. Though it makes me feel Yellow, it's also exciting. Whenever we Roar together, it feels like all the angels in heaven are Roaring at once. How could one person make me feel simultaneously Sticky and gross with nothing but a bat of the eyelashes and a pound of the Eyeballs? I hope we can keep Partying together for 2315162462347 years.
fartingly yours,
little_boss


Dear Sinister Bunneh,
Please, my beloved, come with me on a damp journey to the deepest hunger of my rib cage. Any fool could see that we're meant for each other; won't you join me in Berlin and dance with me across the undulating tennis shoe? The wait is too much to bear. Can't we just cast aside the formality of courtship and cannibalize like evaporating throwing spears?
Yours truly,
vaeus555x


Dear Sinister_Bunneh,
I believe it was MGMT who once sang, "Oh, my Bear, my Heart, I've hungered for your Candy a long, Lovely time." Well, that's exactly how I feel. Or maybe I should quote your favorite rapper, Tupac, who said "Getting Freaky ain't easy, but it's necessary, and I'm chasing Hearts like Tom chases Jerry." Either way, you know what I'm getting at: will you be my Valentine?
XOXO,
CosmicDisaster