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Hello listeners. This is John, the man funding 905.1 the bin. The show is being cancled, we do not have anywhere near enough listeners to keep it worth paying for. Those few of you who did listen i am sorry, but it just wasnt worth paying for anymore. Goodb-

Hello kiddies! Yeeeaaa...i clubbed johnnyboy on the head...hey! ketchup for my fries! *nom* whys it taste like metal? Well, we're getting cancled...unless i sneak johnnyboys wallet and give the credit number to the agency...noooooooo *shuffling noises* that would be illigal *typing sounds* but guess what johnnyboy just told me? We're staying on air as long as we want! So now you can keep watching and laughing your balls off!!!! unless you dont laugh and youre only here to criticize my show in wich i will hand you a map to a shed and if youre a woman, a d***o. So. Our agenda is random as always and now its time for a new style!!!!

OOOoooooooo the johnyboy, he's drippiiiin'
His lifetime clock is tickin'!
He's had his fun
but out of time he's run!
He tried to cancel MY show,
and my anger it did grow.
I bashed his head, now he'll be dead
but he let me have my SHOW!
Sooooo ill be havin fun here,
while he'll be shovelin poop from a deer!
thank you faithful veiwers,
you kept me outa the sewers,
and all you criticizing bastards can go ******** a goat!
...on..a..boat...yea that rhymes...thats good...oook so! Tell us who you want on the bin with me cuz its ******** LONELY HERE!!!!
Your options are on the last show! So go and vote! I. WANT. SOME FUGGIN COMPANY! or just say a name, likelyhood is we have them here in the ward. at least somone with the name you vote for. JUUUST DO IT!!!!!!