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i met this girl and idk wat to say
o god shes coming this way
dont just stand ther like a tree
"hey does this look like me"
smooth get her you wont
"no you sure it dont"
dang her friends answerd first
now mayb shell think the worst
hey do you remember the game
she sat in your lap and udk her name
and all you could do is make a sexual joke
"hehe omg wats that. huh. poke"
your becomin better at this she so fine
i must have i gotta make her mine
"hey you wanna go to this thingy thing"
she said yes i feel i can just sing
"by the way wats your name? im phillip"
as if you had to tell her yur a known sl*t
"wood you like to be my girlfriend"
she said yes and thats how our life began