My Name is Rick. I have a Nice d**k. I once Had sex with a Brick. I had sex with your Wife and she game me some Ticks. Then Again, I Have a Nice d**k. Your girlfriend told me if she had to Pick, She would Choose me and My Lovely d**k. This is no trick. I Really do have a nice d**k.
I Have a Friend Named Ted. He was nice in Bed. We ******** each other and Then our p***s's Were Blood Red. We love to play in our Shed. But his p***s is as thin as Thread. This is No Joke i really had Sex with Ted. But, He would rather ******** a Dog instead. One Day I found him lying on the floor Dead. So i ******** him in the head.
I have another friend named Joe. He happens to be my Favorite Hoe. I love to a** Rape his Toe. I love to watch his Show. Sometimes his Thongs start to Glow. He's even a Pro, On How to Blow. Sometimes i make him forget im his Foe. Because he is yet again, my Favorite Hoe.
I Have a Friend Named Max. He loves my Knick-Knacks. Then again I never let him Wax. For I love to eat his snacks. And He Has a Hidden Tax. For when he plays with me I have to Relax. Or he will Send a Fax. To my mother about my Dirty Property Tax. I Love my Friend Max.
I love to ******** my Sister. Even though she has another Mister. She loves to Ride on my Twister. Shes always Left with a Blister. She loves it When I Kiss Her. I love to pet Her Fur. But she Does Prefer, The one that pleases her. And That is My Fat Helicopter
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