so I had a really weird dream that has officially told me that I have too many fandoms/obsessions and I shouldn't have let my mother make me see some eclipse thing in Jimmy Kimmel.
So I was a not-clumsy Bella hanging out with Jacob (kind of an "Eclipse" setting with the whole Edward v. Jacob). Then while at MagiQuest or Medieval Times or something like that, a half-dragon half-Kingdom Hearts Heartless (the centaur-ish one in Mulan's world) decided that it wanted to kill me. Every 10 minutes she would come by where I was to see if I had any fighters (because she wanted it to be "fair" wink . For a while, Jacob had sun-poisoning are his back and chest because his shirt was always off for some reason. Eventually, Jacob and Edward fought the monster, but they passed out.
Next thing I know, I am Hermione at Hogwarts (in the Great Hall) and McGonagall was complaining about 2 guys outside looking for "Bella". I went outside and I was Bella again, and the monster came back. Edward and Jacob fought until the monster passed out.But then it came back to life in the form of a green dragon that spits purple fireballs. Then Fang, Iggy, Nudge, Gazzy, Angel, Total, Harry, Ron, Sora, and Riku came by to help fight it. They destroyed the monster, which turned into an old lady and drove away in an old-person car.
After that, they all had a crazy debate over whether I was Bella, Max, Hermione, or Kairi. I said I was Max and then kissed Fang in front of everybody. Sora and Riku decided that I cheat on everyone and left. Then Jacob went into wolf-form to which the all the Maximum Ride characters freaked out because they thought he was an eraser. Then after their tension died down, they teased Edward about being an old man. Then I (as Max) and the other Maximum Ride characters flew away to MagiQuest/Medieval Times/whatever it was, and played around until I woke up.
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