Me: Hey! Song Per Update Time! biggrin
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Pain by Three Days Grace
Pain, without love Pain, I can't get enough Pain, I like it rough 'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all You're sick of feeling numb You're not the only one I'll take you by the hand And I'll show you a world that you can understand This life is filled with hurt When happiness doesn't work Trust me and take my hand When the lights go out you will understand Pain, without love Pain, I can't get enough Pain, I like it rough 'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all Pain, without love Pain, I can't get enough Pain, I like it rough 'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all
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Me: I just love that song. smile
Max: Yes, yes you do. We've got a lot of important news!
Me: One, my cousin Evelyn kidnapped Robin and got married to him. There was a wedding and everyone was there, from friends to fanfiction friends. I was maid of honor and Beast Boy was best man, and Robin, Beast Boy, and Iggy got a super sugar rush!
Max: They called it wedding numming. -_-
Me: Yea, "wedding numming." -eyerolls- What else? Oh! Evelyn is forcing me and Andrew do a bet. Max can't go 2 weeks with cookies or else she'll have to marry Andrew, and BB can't go 2 weeks without tofu or else he'll have to marry me.
Max: Why did Evelyn force us to do that bet? I have know idea, and I hate the bet. No cookies for 2 weeks. I think I'll starve.
Me: . . . . errrrr secondly? Me, Andrew, and Evelyn made an account. Our penname is The3CuzzosOfRANDOM, and we're gonna write group stories! biggrin Go check out the profile, though at the moment, we don't have anything posted.
Max: Now, we're gonna post a random part from the wedding where some of the guys were in "wedding numming" process. Enjoy!
Me: I OWN NOTHING BUT MYSELF!
Max: . . . .
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Robin, BB, and Iggy: -chug lots of soda-
Me: . . . . How long are they gonna go at this?
Dee: -shrugs- Could be all night, though I don't really mind taking drunk Iggy home.
Max: What if he gets horny?
Dee and Andrew: O_o
Evelyn: Well, Beast Boy's already horny. What about Robin?
Andrew: He's your husband, so "pleasure" him. wink
Evelyn: -whacks-
Andrew: Ow! Frick!
Max: I bet Mitchy would looove "pleasuring" BB. wink
Me: -whacks-
Max: . . . . owwwwww.
Iggy: -laughs his a** off-
Robin: Can we get a divorce?
Evelyn: No.
Iggy: I already been on this road before, so sucks to be you Boy Wonder.
Robin: Don't call me that.
Beast Boy: Aw c'mon Boy Wonder.
Robin: Shut it changeling. -drinks more soda-
Evelyn: Hey! Let's make a bet.
Dee: You've spoke my mind.
Evelyn: Ok, Maxi can't eat cookies for 2 weeks, or else she'll have to marry Andrew!
Max: I don't like this bet. sad
Evelyn: And hmmmm . . . . Beast Boy can't eat tofu for 2 weeks, or else he'll have to marry . . . . -thinks-
Dee: . . . . Michelle?
Evelyn: I like that! Or else he'll have to marry Mitchy!
Me and BB: WHAT?
Iggy: Ha! Max probably won't last.
Max: -whacks Iggy repeatedly-
Iggy: Ow! Ow! Ow!
Andrew: Heh, maybe Michelle will get that chance of "pleasuring" BB. wink
Everyone: O_o
Me: . . . . -whacks-
Andrew: . . . . ow.
Iggy and Robin: -laughs their asses off-
Robin: -hicupps- Hmmmm on second thought, I really don't mind being married.
Beast Boy: . . . . I think Robbie had one too many sodas. -hicupps-
Iggy: -giggles- -hicupps-
Dee: . . . . oh Robin's not the only one BBlicious.
Beast Boy: Don't -hicupps- call -hicupps- me that. -hicupps-
Dee: . . . .
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Max: And that's how the bet came to be. A bet that I hate soo much.
Me: And that was how bad Iggy, BB, and Robin got their sugar rush/wedding numming.
Max: Oh my god, the hicupping lasted for the rest of the wedding night. Just watching you type "hicupps" is giving me a headache. -rubs forehead-
Me: -pats Max's shoulder- The next chappie will be a Q&A one. I already have Dee & Iggy's questions, so I'll update it as soon as Evelyn & Robin and Andrew & Beast Boy send me their questions. Prepare for a long Q&A chapter. Till next time fellow readers!
Max: Bye!
Michelle&Max
R&R!
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It's my life with the Maximum Ride charater Max and Ratchet. You can also read them and my other stories at Fanfiction.net, and my username on there is also spycutie009. The chapters are from my point of view. Enjoy!!!! :D
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