Basically about a guy being well... jelly! /lulz
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[Romaji]
sappari wakaranee BABY
yatsu no doko ni, naa horetanda?
sonna kodomo mitai na yatsu de manzoku nano ka?
nandaka okashiku kanjiteta toko da
ore no hanashi ni wa mimi, fusaide
egao de iwareta
“ano ne, daisuki na hito ga dekita no ♡”
shinjirannai konna hanashi
masaka ore ga konna furare kata
sonde BYE BYE kaiko tsuuchi
oh no way!
it’s no way!!
kitto nanika no machigai
“yasashii toko ni horechatta
nanka otona na tokoro ni mo.
okosama na anata ni wa,
kitto wakaranai yo ne?”
mada yomikaeseba hara ga tatte kuru
omae ga yokoshita saigo no MAIL
“atarashii kare wa ne, yasashii shi, sore ni,
are mo jouzu yo ♡”
kiite nai yai sonna hanashi
aitsu no hou ga are umai toka
sonde HOI HOI tsuite itta
onna ni miren nanka
chitto mo aryashinai
kiite nai yai sonna hanashi
aitsu no hou ga are umai toka
sonde HOI HOI tsuite itta
onna ni miren
…nai koto mo nai!
itsuka koukai sasete yaru ze
aitsu ga dasaku mieru kurai ni
soitsa nai nai yori modosanai
negai sage da sonna onna
shiranai ze!
[Translation]
I don’t get it at all, baby
The hell d’you see in him?
Are you really gonna be satisfied with a kid like that?
Things are starting to get pretty weird
She turned a deaf ear to what I was saying
Smiling, she told me,
“Hey, there’s this guy I’ve fallen in love with ♡”
I can’t believe this at all!
Who’d think I’d get dumped this bad?
And now it’s bye bye, here’s my pink slip
oh no way!
it’s no way!!
This must be some kind of mistake!
“I fell for his kindness.
He’s pretty mature, too.
But since you’re a little brat,
you can’t see it at all, huh?”
The more I re-read it, the angrier I get
That was the final text you ever sent me
“My new man is kind, y’know, and…
He’s real good in bed ♡”
I ain’t hearing that at all!
Who the hell cares if he’s good or not?!
And now it’s shoo, shoo, never come back
Do I still love that woman?
Not a single bit!
I ain’t hearing that at all!
Who the hell cares if he’s good or not?!
And now it’s shoo, shoo, never come back
Do I still love that woman?
…’Course I still do!
You’re gonna regret this sooner or later!
Then you’ll see how disgusting he really is
And then it’s no way, there’s no second chance
I totally refuse-
What woman? I don’t care!
oh yeah!
sappari wakaranee BABY
yatsu no doko ni, naa horetanda?
sonna kodomo mitai na yatsu de manzoku nano ka?
nandaka okashiku kanjiteta toko da
ore no hanashi ni wa mimi, fusaide
egao de iwareta
“ano ne, daisuki na hito ga dekita no ♡”
shinjirannai konna hanashi
masaka ore ga konna furare kata
sonde BYE BYE kaiko tsuuchi
oh no way!
it’s no way!!
kitto nanika no machigai
“yasashii toko ni horechatta
nanka otona na tokoro ni mo.
okosama na anata ni wa,
kitto wakaranai yo ne?”
mada yomikaeseba hara ga tatte kuru
omae ga yokoshita saigo no MAIL
“atarashii kare wa ne, yasashii shi, sore ni,
are mo jouzu yo ♡”
kiite nai yai sonna hanashi
aitsu no hou ga are umai toka
sonde HOI HOI tsuite itta
onna ni miren nanka
chitto mo aryashinai
kiite nai yai sonna hanashi
aitsu no hou ga are umai toka
sonde HOI HOI tsuite itta
onna ni miren
…nai koto mo nai!
itsuka koukai sasete yaru ze
aitsu ga dasaku mieru kurai ni
soitsa nai nai yori modosanai
negai sage da sonna onna
shiranai ze!
[Translation]
I don’t get it at all, baby
The hell d’you see in him?
Are you really gonna be satisfied with a kid like that?
Things are starting to get pretty weird
She turned a deaf ear to what I was saying
Smiling, she told me,
“Hey, there’s this guy I’ve fallen in love with ♡”
I can’t believe this at all!
Who’d think I’d get dumped this bad?
And now it’s bye bye, here’s my pink slip
oh no way!
it’s no way!!
This must be some kind of mistake!
“I fell for his kindness.
He’s pretty mature, too.
But since you’re a little brat,
you can’t see it at all, huh?”
The more I re-read it, the angrier I get
That was the final text you ever sent me
“My new man is kind, y’know, and…
He’s real good in bed ♡”
I ain’t hearing that at all!
Who the hell cares if he’s good or not?!
And now it’s shoo, shoo, never come back
Do I still love that woman?
Not a single bit!
I ain’t hearing that at all!
Who the hell cares if he’s good or not?!
And now it’s shoo, shoo, never come back
Do I still love that woman?
…’Course I still do!
You’re gonna regret this sooner or later!
Then you’ll see how disgusting he really is
And then it’s no way, there’s no second chance
I totally refuse-
What woman? I don’t care!
oh yeah!
