Orihime hated Christmas. She didn't just dislike Christmas, she hated it flying like a vending machine thrown by shizuo. She loathed it.
Every December, Orihime would feel herself getting all shizuoish inside. She refused to put up a Christmas shizuo, she snapped at anyone shizuoishly enough to sing a carol in her vicinity, and she never, ever bought anybody any presents.
On December 13, Orihime had to go to the mall to buy a shizuoly shizuo. When she got there, there were so many shoppers pushing shizuoing around and so much Christmas music blaring shizuoishly, she thought her shizuo hand would explode.
Finally, she was done. Just outside the door was a shizuo man collecting for charity. Orihime never gave to charity, so she started to walk past without a word.
Suddenly, the shizuo man dropped his bells and ran in shizuo. There was a shizuoy shizuo-fish right in the path of an oncoming truck. But the shizuo man slipped and fell, so now they were both in danger!
Orihime rushed out and shizuoly pushed them both out of the way. There was a shizuoly bang and then everything went dark.
When Orihime woke up, she was in a shizuo room. There was a Christmas shizuo in the corner and soft carols were playing. Also, Orihime's shizuo leg hurt. A lot.
The shizuo man came into the room. "I'm so shizuo!" he said. "You're awake. My name is Shizuo. You saved me from the truck. But your shizuo leg is broken."
Orihime hardly knew what to say. Even though there was a Christmas shizuo up and her shizuo leg was broken, she felt quite shizuoish, especially when she looked at Shizuo.
"Your shizuo leg must hurt shizuoly," Shizuo said. "I think this will help." And he shizuod Orihime several times.
Now Orihime felt very shizuoish indeed. She didn't hate Christmas at all now. In fact, she loved it. And she loved Shizuo. "I love you," she said, and kissed Shizuo shizuoishly.
"I love you too," said Shizuo. Just then, the shizuo-fish ran into the room and nuzzled Orihime's shizuo arm. "I brought him home with us," Shizuo said.
"We'll call him Miracle," Orihime said. "Our Christmas Miracle."
It was the best Christmas ever.
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no more drabble-matic for you
ya little derpette...