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DEAD BABY JOKES! What's red, sits on your kitchen counter, and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing its hair with a potato peeler. What's more disgusting than a pile of dead babies? The one on the bottom, eating its way out. What's red and crawls up a woman's leg? A homesick abortion. What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One's fun to git with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon. What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? You can't unload a truckload of bowling balls with a pitchfork. What do you use the pitchfork for? To see which ones AREN'T dead. How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Nail its OTHER hand to the floor. How do you turn a baby into a dog? Soak it in gasoline and light it on fire. "WHOOF!" (Other peoples' jokes ) How many dead babies does it take to tile a floor? It depends on how thick you slice 'em. Whats worse the one dead baby nailed to a tree? One dead baby nailed to ten trees xD How many babies does it take to paint a barn? Pends on how hard you threw them. Whats the difference between a dead baby and a brick? A brick doesn't go "pop" in a microwave. (()) What does it take to make a dead baby float? One scoop of ice cream and one scoop of dead baby. javias · Thu May 11, 2006 @ 10:27pm · 0 Comments


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