I ran into a farmer the other day. He had a pig on a leash.
And the pig had a wooden leg.
So, I said to the farmer,
"Farmer, what's the story here about your pig with a wooden leg?"
So, the farmer says to me,
"This isn't your average, run-of-the-mill pig. This is a very special pig.
This pig saved the lives of my whole family.
One night when there was a fire,
the pig came into the house and dragged my wife out of bed by the scruff of her neck,
as well as each one of my three children and saved our lives."
So, I said to the farmer,
"That's a fantastic story, but what's with the wooden leg?"
The farmer looked back at me and said,
"Well, a pig like this you don't eat all at one time."
Joke as told by Joey Kramer of Aerosmith.
Really bad paraphrasing by me.
 SamWeiki · Fri Jul 31, 2015 @ 03:12am · 0 Comments |
