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I'm getting bored with Gaia. Now I'm going parading through Fishing chatrooms and annoying the crap out of people. Take this, for example.

Three rooms from Bass'ken, three rooms from Port of Gambino.
I'd post my Durem run, but people are too nice to keep the stuff. xD

Room Title Antics.

Bass'ken Lake Fishing Rooms

Room 1: 9 Inches Long
I enter, there's a guy there.
Ciraxis: Wow, I'm impressed.
Ciraxis: Especially in Bass'ken lake, that's admirable.
Ciraxis: Which fish did you catch that was 9 inches long?
Ciraxis: Did you use your 4-inch rod?
{He leaves.}

Room 2: Fish 4 Evil Satanists
Ciraxis: Why are we fishing for the Satanists?
Ciraxis: Are they hungry?
Kidoh: Maybe?
Ciraxis: But if they're hungry, why don't they fish for themselves?
CatSkills: they're busy with satan
CatSkills: he's a tough boss to work for
Ciraxis: Doesn't he feed them?
CatSkills: apparently you're not a republican
Ciraxis: So Satan is?
CatSkills: he's a business man isn't he? rich powerful evil? of course he is
Ciraxis: ...I'd form a union.
Ciraxis: Down with Satan!
{Room died at that point.}

Room 3: i need a bf
Ciraxis: Hey there!
isabell177: hi
Ciraxis: I see you're looking for a bf.
Hataroi enters the chat.
isabell177: asl
Ciraxis: I'm looking for a Big Fish too.
Ciraxis: I love Big Fish.
Ciraxis: They sell for a lot.
Ciraxis: Come on...Bass!
isabell177: ha
Ciraxis: Or striper!
isabell177: asl p2
Ciraxis: 143/M/Wisconsin
isabell177: no way srry
Ciraxis: Why not?
Ciraxis: I'm old, I'm experienced...
isabell177: 2 yong
Ciraxis: I'm 143 years old. How the hell am I too young?
Ciraxis: I can give you the kind of loving that no one would ever give you.
Ciraxis: Hey, if you say 143 is too young, how old are you looking for? O_o
isabell177: no i said im 2 yong
Ciraxis: Ohh.
Hataroi: Isa too young for what?
Ciraxis: She doesn't like 143-year old men like me.
isabell177: i didnt say that
Ciraxis: You intended that.
Hataroi: ah okay, you're a dirty old perver Cirax?? :p.
Ciraxis: You hurt my feelings.
Ciraxis: Geezers like my can't get any young girls anymore... *cries*
isabell177: i didnt
Hataroi: Okay let me introduce myself first
cute_marie: how old is p2?
Ciraxis: 143.
isabell177: 143
cute_marie: 143, omg
Hataroi: I'm a 16 yo guy from the Netherlands
Ciraxis: Oh, and I'M THE PERV.
Ciraxis: Netherlands...
Hataroi: yeah whats with it?
Ciraxis: You say that I'm the perv when you're from THE NETHERLANDS.
Ciraxis: Ha ha.
Hataroi: Whats your point?
Ciraxis: When I was your age, "Netherlands" meant "Private Parts". Oh ho ho ho!
Hataroi: uhh dude the Netherlands is freaking country
Ciraxis: Your grammar am freaking bad.
Ciraxis: Take more lesson.
Hataroi: Where ya from? Nowhere? Neve rheard of the Netherlands?
Ciraxis: I've been in women's Netherlands.
{Silence, I leave}

Port of Gambino Fishing Rooms

Room 1: Scotland
Ciraxis: Scotland Yard???
Ciraxis: I love those guys.
Ciraxis: They found my puppy.
Ciraxis: Maybe they can find your voiceboxes BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT TALKING!
DragonSlayer72: hi
Ciraxis: Bit late there, don't you think?
DragonSlayer72: i was rp'ing
Ciraxis: You were raping?
Ciraxis: Who?!
DragonSlayer72: no
Ciraxis: You just said you were raping!
DragonSlayer72: R.P.-ing
Ciraxis: Oh, they named it something cool these days, huh?
Ciraxis: I know your dirty mind.
DragonSlayer72: yep
Ciraxis: I'm calling Scotland Yard on you.
Ciraxis: You're going to jail, Rapist.
DragonSlayer72: lol
Ciraxis: You can slay and rape as many dragons there as you please.
DragonSlayer72: YAY!
{I left, regarding that I was sitting next to a raper.}

Room 2: Silent Fishing
Ciraxis: That's kinda an oxymoron.
Ciraxis: You can't silently fish..
Ciraxis: The lure would hit the water, creating noise...
Ciraxis: and the fight in the water would too.
Ciraxis: You guys are making no sense.
Ciraxis: Explain yourselves!
Ciraxis: ...hmm...
Ciraxis: DON'T TALK IF YOU'RE STUPID!
Ciraxis: ha ha ha ha ha!~
Ciraxis: Ha ha ha!
Ciraxis: You guys are great.
Ciraxis: See, I'm doing this for a journal entry.
Ciraxis: I'm going to fishing rooms and acting like a pest for reactions.
Ciraxis: You guys have iron wills.
Ciraxis: I'm impressed.
Ciraxis: Or maybe you're illiterate.
Ciraxis: Either way...
Ciraxis: xD
Ciraxis: Still, nice talking to you. Not with you. Ha ha!

Room 3: MY ROOM {yeungc was in the Fishing 4 Satanists room}
Ciraxis: Clean your room!
elsje95: hi hi
Ciraxis: It's filthy!
yeungc: i saw u at the other room
Ciraxis: It's got a freakin' dock on it!
Ciraxis: No you didn't.
Ciraxis: I was invisible.
Ciraxis: Are you fishing for the hungry satanists too, Yeungc?
yeungc: whatever whatever
yeungc: ??
Ciraxis: The room we met in was "Fishing 4 satanists"
Ciraxis: Or something like that.
yeungc: oh yeah
Ciraxis: so are you still fishing for them? Or do you want them to burn in hell?
yeungc: no not anymore
Ciraxis: What's that the answer to?
Ciraxis: I asked for choices and you gave me a yes/no answer...
yeungc: no
Ciraxis: Yes you did.
Ciraxis: Don't deny it.
yeungc: ok la
yeungc: my english wasn't that good
yeungc: i just love fishing
yeungc: so i jump in whatever the room is ava
Ciraxis: Okayyyyy...
Ciraxis: That doesn't make any sense or relation to what I just said...
yeungc: i didn't know anyone who wear the solar headress
yeungc: is it donate item??
Ciraxis: What the hell are you trying to say?!
{I leave. That chick creeped me out.}

More to come within a few days!