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A young ethnic raven haired girl walked down the cobblestoned street of Gaia. Shopping bags on each arm, she dropped them at a nearby table close to a restraunt and stood there, analyzing her findings.
The sun had shown bright against her skin. She scratched her left leg and looked about the district. Snow was everywhere. Sure she was cold but she layed off the effects. At least standing where the sun was showing had worked... for a little while.

She rubbed her arms in a fast motion and looked at the ground, sniffing the smell of fresh food. After five minutes of staring blankly into the dirty ground, she took a seat and revealed an onion.

An onion to rule the lives of Gaia's civilians. An onion to have a foul smell enter the noses of these people who charged her so much gold while she was shopping.

Just five minutes ago, she had exited the Durem Salon. Rolling her eyes after the specialist said:

"Yes, they're real"

AS IF SHE WAS STARING AT HER BOOBS! (She wasnt so dont get the wrong idea!! sweatdrop )

Oh yes, that one woman would get a taste of onion clad up her arse. She bet that the girl stuffed herself with cotton balls. JUST LIKE ARNOLD SCHWARZENBOOGER!!! (okay, randomness is kickin' in, hang wid meh...)

She continued gazing into the many layers of her wonder and beauty. More beautiful than a rose, rounder than a circle, flakier than a biscuit that just came out of yo' mama's OVEN! The onion to rule them all.

She looked at it some more and studied her magnificent... companion. She looked and gazed and gagged and cried and finally she had enough. She put a bow ontop of it and went over to Gambino's Mansion and placed it in the rubble of his humble abode.

It read in permanent marker:

"I'm terribly sorry that your house blew up. Here I give you the culprit. An onion. That shall rule your sorry face!!"

To a sorry man who went from HERO to... ZERO.

Hey! Sorry for a crappy first entry but I wasn't hyper enough to make ya'll laugh. I wish I were but eating stir fry doesn't get you that way. I finally decided on making a journal for ... my onion's sake! xp

Plenty of randomness will be plotted down in here so, if your looking for a good laugh, this is the place.

A little about mwa
1)I'm 13 and I play 4 instruments now. Guitar, Bass, Euphonium and Trombone
2)I love to draw! Infact, Cartoon Animation is going to be my profession so watch cartoon network and you just might see my name in the credits! whee
3)I love pizza and cheesecake. Awesome dishes man.
4)DDR is my life. Okay maybe not but DDR, Drawing, Eating pizza, Chattin' wid my homeys, Skateboarding is my life. OH YEAH! AND PRAISIN' DA' LORD! HALLEJALUYA!! domokun
5)I can get crazy sometimes but when I'm hyper, i'm at my best. Ask my friends, they'll tell you. whee Um... I can be quiet. Although people think it's impossible, nothin' impossible!

I hope you enjoy this joooooooournal that I came up with. My beautiful randomness that shall change your life and make you buy onions at the dreaded H-E-B. Most things will be put under my Avatar's perspective so yup yup yup!!

HAPPY HOLIDAYS F00Z!!!!!!