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ANOTHER FRIGGIN' DAY WITH PADDLES AND LITTLE WHITE PLASTIC BALLS!! SA'WEEEEET!!!!!
Well, guess again. Our coaches were out to get us. Lemme break down their GAME PLAN of the day.
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This is how the teachers like to do it.
Coach1: Okay! Let's gas em'! I got the gas ready in the vents so all we need to do is turn em on and-
Coach2: no No NO! We can't do that! Too many bodies to clean up! Um... hmm... we'll make em' run. Act like it's a test. Tell them it's harder, faster, beepier, crazier, DESTRUCTABLE! MWAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!! *COUGHCOUGHWHEEZEWHEEZECHEEZEWHEEZEHAGHAG..hurls.
Coach1&3: Ew.
Coach2: Sorry, issues there. hehehe... WHAT!? WANT ME TO THROW UP ALL OVER YOU!!?!?! I ALREADY DID IT TO MY GRANDMA AND SHE HAD TO REMOVE HER AFRO! SHE STARTED CHASING ME ON HER ELECTRIC SCOOTER!!!!!!
*Both Coaches nod as if they were interested to want to know...*
Coach3: Any of ya'll wanna see me and my wife try for a baby?
Coach1: Okay! Let's gas em'! I got the gas ready in the vents so all we need to do is turn em on and-
Coach2: no No NO! We can't do that! Too many bodies to clean up! Um... hmm... we'll make em' run. Act like it's a test. Tell them it's harder, faster, beepier, crazier, DESTRUCTABLE! MWAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!! *COUGHCOUGHWHEEZEWHEEZECHEEZEWHEEZEHAGHAG..hurls.
Coach1&3: Ew.
Coach2: Sorry, issues there. hehehe... WHAT!? WANT ME TO THROW UP ALL OVER YOU!!?!?! I ALREADY DID IT TO MY GRANDMA AND SHE HAD TO REMOVE HER AFRO! SHE STARTED CHASING ME ON HER ELECTRIC SCOOTER!!!!!!
*Both Coaches nod as if they were interested to want to know...*
Coach3: Any of ya'll wanna see me and my wife try for a baby?
AND THUS THEY HAVE EXECUTED THE PLAN! EFFECTING MORE THAN ..... 100 KIDS WITH TIREDNESS AND SUCH! COUGHING UP BLOOD, LIGHT-HEADEDNESS, HEADACHES, ACHINGNESS AND SO ON AND SO FORTH!
Thus, they did NOT bring on the gas.
Resulting in this, one of my accuaintances has informed us that they will try to attempt us in doing so every 6 weeks. Those Mother-BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP! A BEEEEP BEEEEEEP! A B-BEEEEP!!! A BEEEPITY BEEEEEP BOOOOOOOP BOOOOOOOP BOP! BITTY BEAMDITY BEAM DITY BEEPSHAKALAKALAKA hAMAMASAASAA BEEEEEP!! that kind of language is not allowed on Gaia.
Amazing huh? Well... I have shared my thoughts upon my day. It twas' great. Now... PEICE OUT YO'!
-REPRESENT.
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... Seriously, though. Have you seen my Social Studies teacher? He's horrible, man.
Me: (Quietly doing my work...)
Him: YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: AAHHHH!!!!!! (jumps up and flinches) ... Uh... I mean... Yes?
Him: HOW ARE YOU TODAY?!?!?!?!
Me: O_O F.... fine... And.. you..?
Him:I... Am fine. Thank you for coming to class today. (walks away)
Me: (turns to my friend) crying We gotta get out of here......