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You meet so many interesting people at Subway.

So this old guy comes in. First thing you notice, missing front tooth. Real talkative fellow. I'm kind of glad I wasn't the one making his sub. He was going through all the breads. He wanted Honey Oat Foot Long.. we were out, only a 6 inch piece left. So he wants to look at all the breads.
He asks to see the Parmesan Oregano, which he mis-pronounces and the Co-worker can't locate. I grab the tray and pull it out to show. Apparently it pulled out a little too far and all the rest of the parmesan oregano is lost, except one... But he doesn't want it. I offer the wheat because its the closest to Honey Oat. He accepts. I believe he ordered a turkey sub. He was quite particular on the Vegetable part. He kept going on and on about how he loves it this way and just like that. Squeeze the onions, layer the tomatos.. I roll my eyes on the side, still glad I'm not making it and the slow girl is. He gets tons of those onions.
"With onions you can repel all those girls, right bud?"
"....uhhhh huh... sure"
Finally I can ring it up and he wont stop talking to me.
"How old are you?"
"Seventeen"
"You putting money in the bank?"
"Uh, I little bit."
"I can sense your spirit, you're going places. You are going to succeed."
"Your change is 3.28"
"You're a handsome boy. Are you hispanic?"
"Half."
"You from Puerto Rico?"
"My Mother is from Peru"
"Peru, I've been to Lima, Peru before."
"So have I, have a nice ni.."
"You got a girl friend?"
"Nope."
"Great, thats the most important thing, stay a virgin. "
"Um, okay."
"Have a nice night sir." He shook my hand. "I bless you in the name of Jesus Christ."
"Alright.."

I proceeded to walk to the back room and surpress a scream while moving like Kyo in his Obscure Music Video.