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These are the duties of the momma.... How do I know, Hmmmm... Its called there is a baby in the house that I baby sit for my sista, and friend gotta baby too.

I. DIRTY DIAPERS:
A. When you have a kid yes you can change her and/or his diaper. I can understand you will change your own childs but not another. That is what I do when my sisters child has a nasty number 2 diaper. Then that is when I call in the caviry "GRANNY GRANNY. THE MOMMA ISNT HOME. GRANNY GRAMAMAW HELP HELP HELP! EWWIE! EWWIE!" That is what I do. Yes, you can laugh a 15 year old saying that.

II. FEEDING :
A. DO NOT UNDERSTESTMAIT THE BABY WITH FOOD! If you do then may god have mercy on your soul. You will have a big a** mess to clean up. Trust me I know. Well the momma was getting in the shower and she let the baby have the food. Well I'll never forget this. I turned around and the baby had baby ceral on her the floor the walker everywere. Well, I got educated. I learned how to give a baby a bath in the sink. Yes, its fun but when your dad talks to the baby and says "Aunt Pankie is getting Educated. I remeber when you used to get baths in the sink. Matter a fact I gave you plenty of them." I was like "DAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Yeah pretty embarrsing.

III. PHONES :
A. Yes, I did say phones. My little neice was playing with the phone, and I picked it up and it had dailed my Bf's number and was on his voice mail. I was like WTF! So when you think a baby isn't smart enough to remember then think twice, or think they aren't smart at all. You will be in for it. Children never FORGET!