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My New Year's Anti-Resolution

I resolve nnever to resolve to give up my addiction. Some people are addicted to caffeine. Some to cocaine. And still others to window wiper fluid (my uncle is a very strange fellow). I am addicted to something far more common, and thousands of times more dangerous: My computer screen. I will never willingly sign off of AOL Instant Messenger. I will never uninstall Echoes of Chaos. And I will never, ever, in a million years, delete my Myspace account. Some call it foolish, some call it stupid. And then there are the select few who call it erotic... Those people scare me. But, as scary as these people are, I will never leave my precious iTunes un-updated, or Limewire un-searched. And forever and ever, I will use my beloved keyboard and mouse shortcuts on Opera to surf the web, checking Gaia and Ogame. And when my internet breaks, I resolve to only cry for half an hour, and then drown my sorrows in a game of Roller Coaster Tycoon. That is my New Year's Anti-Resolution.