Pirates of the Carribean Rules
1. Rum is good, exposive and can cause men to become complete scondrals.
2. Always have rum on you.
3. If your going to wear a corset in heat make sure you can swim.
4. Undead monkeys are always fun to shot but are hard to catch.
5. If your using a compass clear your thought.
6. If you see a man with a squid head swim/run the ohterway.
7. If you have a choice save your hat or fight the kraken SAVE YOUR HAT.
8. Pirates always cheat.
9. If you join the East India Trading Company kill the guy in the wig.
10. If your fighting in a bar dont your sword use the rum bottle.
11. WHAT HAPPENS IN TORTUGA STAYS IN TORTUGA.
12. If jack sends you to pay off his debt DONT DO IT.
13. Chase the wenches before they slap you.
14. Women are like the sea, unforgivable.
15. If he stinks throw water on him til he smells better.
16. Along with rule 10 do it especially if its your friend.
17. Never introduce yourself as captian if you have a deal with davy jones.
18. If you gonna fight cannibals bring a dog.
19. Dont trust a dog with keys.
20. If your going up aganist pirates say "parlee";
21. Always eat apples.
22. If your going up aganist an undead pirate steal a curse coin of his.
23. Save your last shot til their mortal.
24. Always carry around a jar of dirt.
25. Never have a hermit crab as a head.
26. Given the chose of Davy Jones or God choose God.
27. Thats not a reef your ship is caught on.
28. If your doing a stake against Davy Jones have a 3rd person playing.
29. If you been trading swords while fighting fishpeople make sure you have one when your stealing thier chest.
30. If hiding from pirates dont check if the coast is clear.
31. Never trust a commodore.
32. It takes 6 to run a ship.
33. Never trust a beating heart.
34. You dont have to run faster than your enemy you only have to run faster than your friend.
35. Women clothes on a ship doesnt only mean its a ghost especailly on jacks ship.
36. Never say your a cursed pirates relative especailly if they need your blood split.
37. Dont go back for jack ........he'll catch up eventually.
38. HIDE THE RUM!!!!!!!!!
39. Curiousity will cause bouts of heroism so be catious.
40. Beware of sequels.
41. Its the bible you get points for trying.
42. A good captian goes down with his ship even if you had to shackle him to it first.
43. The moonlight shows all.
44. Dont be tempted to steal the cursed gold it isnt called curse for a reason.
45. Pirates make good lawyers with all the loopholes they find.
46. When making negociations either bring a gun or a woman.
47. Either go in panic mode or commit sucicide when the rum is gone.
48. Never tell a woman where the rum is.
49. Every enemy you fight has a super power of some kind.
50. Beware of big wheels.
51. Never make the dog angry.
52. If they slapped you they probally had a reason.
53. You might have deserved that.
54. Find the right hat that suits you.
55. Your not a true pirate unless your dirty and smell like rum.
56. Never let jack near the women for gods sake and yours.
57. Stick to the code.
58. Never run with your pants down.
59. Even if your the worst pirate they probally have heard of you.
60. If you have cursed aztec gold dont spend it.
61. Along with 60 DONT EVEN THINK ON SPENDING IT ON THE HOOKERS.
62. The pirate code is more of a set of guidlines then actual rules.
63. Never let the women get to "know" jack.
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