((An independant production by Se-vens))
-Play music.
--People will look at you funny if you don't. Remember: The voices in
your head don't do beat box for your friends.
-Move your feet
--I don't care what it says Dance Maniax isn't dancing unless you move
your feet.
-Shake it, don't break it
--Violent spasms and seizures are dancing if set to the appropriate
music, just don't hurt yourself
-Disco isn't Dead
--And can be implimented in all forms of fast music.
-Slow music
--Avoid at all costs. It's time for a soda, or sugar products.
Stupid music.
Slow dance
--If the music is slow enough, everyone couples up. At this point,
find a partner and rock back and forth in a circle to the beat.
-Deny Everything
--Acknowledge frequently your inability to dance. Anyone who says
otherwise is either being nice or mentally depraved
 Se-vens · Thu Feb 24, 2005 @ 02:11am · 3 Comments |
