Lessons I learnt at school...
1. Don't walk into doors (I have done that so many times I still haven't learnt my lesson)
2. Cold hands and metal objects hurt (e.g mobiles)
3. Don't get kicked in the shins
4. Don't fall backwards onto a hard wooden floor
5. Glass is sharp
6. Don't let go of test tubes (they WILL break)
7. Don't get kicked in the shins (Yes I know I have already said that)
8. Don't forget how to walk down the stairs (you WILL fall)
9. Don't talk at 100mph to a foreign girl (She won't understand you)
10. Don't slam your exercise book on the table (You get funny looks)
11. Don't try and spin your bag around then realise it has just fell to the floor (EMBARRASSING)
12. Don't flick pens at lightbulbs
13. Don't touch trays that have only just came out of the oven with bare hands (THEY BURN)
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