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Ok, well, before we get to the actual jounal, I have to tell you a funny story. So I was talking to my mom on the phone and I was reading what someone had posted too. I know I am not alone when I say I fail at reading and talking at the same time. Er, i mean I fail at doing both simotaneiously, not that I fail at both in general... although somtimes I do fail at both at different times.... But anyways, she said that she was going to pick up the dog from my sister's house then come home. Me being distracted then told her that my sister had the dog. She said that she knew that already, but I again insited that my sister had the dog. She qagain told me that she already knew that. Instead of replying that my sister had the dog, I told her "I'm bi." (I know bittersweetscribe's going "Now I don't have any strait friends!" wink Oh, what a nice way to break something that's not true. I luckily caught myself before she called a therapist. Although my catching wasn't so smooth, I said that my sister had the dog once again....

Anyways, that's not what this jounal entry is about. It's about how nigh every rapper has a song about his mom! Well, actually, I don't know if a bunch do, but I've heard three. One was, of course, Tupac with his song "Dear Mama". Just between you and me that's the only song that's ever gotten me teary eyed. There's also one by Andre 3000 of Outcast in his song "She's Alive" which, though quite touching, hasn't had the same affect. There's another by someone called Looney (Or Loony or Loonie, I don't really know) but, I've only heard that one once or tiwce and I don't know the name. If I was the mother of a rapper, I'd get mad at my son if he didn't make me a song. Not that I'm ever going to have a rapper son. First, I don't plan on having kids anytime soon... or more anytime at all. And second, white rappers fail so bad!!! Yes, my avvie lies about my race. Huh, me an' bittersweetscribe be the only two on Gaia with black avvies an' both of usuns be white! Odd how that works.... And why are all the smilies yellow? Is that some kinda racist slur? Except for Mr. Green that is... but that could be insulting little green men! Hah! I caught you I did! "I haven't been this exited since my first date, you know what I'm sayin'? I was so nervous, I forgot to wear my underwear!" Wow, that's probably the farthest ahead of myself I've been yet, not only hinting at a future topic, but using a quote too! I think I'll shut up now before I start going into what I'm reffering to!

-U.N. Owens