Of the Gaia plot, I mean.
I enjoy hanging around the GCD when I'm bored. I'm not sure why. It seems like a relaxing place and a good spot to catch up on what's currently happening in Gaia, and in the plot. I find these people usually know a lot more about the website than others do. Most of them also have pretty cool avatars.
But they really, really need to stop coming up with theorys on the plot. Why? Because they are always wrong.
Why are they always wrong? Simple.
Like Neo in the Matrix, there is no plot.*
Question: Who is the sniper? Answer: No one. The sniper is a souless plot device that comes and goes according to the writer's whims.
Question: What is Ian's last name? Answer: Nothing. He has no last name. The writers never bothered to come up with one, but they'll keep bringing it up because they like the sound of their own incompetence.
Question: Who is Lab Tech X? Answer: Lab Tech X is the sniper. S (the sniper) is equal to 0 (no one) and X (the lab tech) is also equal to 0 (no one). Therefore because S = 0 and X = 0, then S = X.
Question: Will the Zurg return? Answer: No. They came in conquest of nothing, and having accomplished nothing, they leave, having reveled in the glory of doing nothing.
Question: What about Ron Bruise? Answer: Who cares? The writers sure don't.
Question: Will Santa ever become human again? Answer: Think back to the time of your youth and imagine a Tom & Jerry cartoon in which Tom is smashed flat as a pancake. The scene then fades to black and Tom is back to normal as if nothing ever happened. Now replace Tom with Santa.
Man, I love complaining. heart
*In reference to "There is no spoon."
Sergeant Sargent · Sat Feb 24, 2007 @ 07:21am · 6 Comments |