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As Emile began to leave his house, his 700 wives and thousand children screamed for him not to go. He stated simply, "I must, as only a master of 76 different martial arts and the creator of Australlia, could accomplish such a task."
As they watched him leave Son#845 noted, "I'm proud to be half of such a great and honorable man". Shortly after all 999 other sons kicked #845's a** for saying such a comment...