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What I learned today from my Irish heritage:

~Men once they've drunk four beers on Guiness will then have a contest on who can impersonate Johnny Depp's " Why's the rum gone" best
~ Men with five beers will get up and go to a guy in a kilt and kiss him on the cheek and yell " I kissed a guy with no pants on today" to the congregation
~ Men who've had six are forever lost too the world and are slumped somewhere, and you have the urge to poke them with a spork that you'd been eating potatoe soup with
~ Kilts come in all shapes, lengths ( from mini skirt-ish one to the ones that are on the floor), and colors( green, red, RADBOW eek yes it has returned)
~ Irish people really maul others with potatoes, no joke
~ Sam should not be in large crowds because people have the habit of somehow touching her back, making her dance/ yelp which makes everyone in the group think she's wooting at the band and they start doing it too
~ Women can out dance, sing , and drink men
~ Bagpipes are very scary and dangerous, especially in the hands of a drunk
~ Irish songs have to do with this common theme - I went to a bar, met a girl, got drunk, the girl stole my pistol, and shot me- there's a leason in that somewhere