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Since I've been here at my mom's, we have weird dinner conversations and I want to share them with you guys... Please leave comments!!
About a couple weeks ago (I think), we were eating dinner and we were watching something on the Speed Channel (because that's what my stepdad had it on). There was a commercial and this one girl had big breasts (and they looked good by the way... Any ways... ;>.> wink . My stepdad was like, "damn, that girl got some big ol' titties!" I'm just like, "I'm done." My mom and stepdad laughed, then he was like, "hey, I can't help it if I like titties." My mom was like, "yeah, you like to play with them a little too much..." I was like, "MOM! WAAAAAAAH! I AM SO DONE WITH THAT!" My stepdad was like, "doesn't Chris like titties?" I told them yes he does... Maybe a little too much. They teases me about it and I was beet red... sweatdrop
March 20th, 2007
We were watching American Idol (I HATE that show... My mom and stepdad like to watch it...) and it went on commercial. There was a commercial that came on about the new Venus Razor. I made a smart a** comment... I was like, "oooo, everyone better go out and get them one!" My stepdad said he thought it was rediculous... Go buy it because it's a new fad kinda thing... I was like, "yeah, like Axe Body Spray." My stepdad said, "exactally. I mean, girls don't acutally do that kind of thing..." I was like, "Chris has Axe stuff..." My stepdad was like, "so does it make you wanna jump his bones?" I TURNED COMPLETELY RED!! I was like, "um... sweatdrop um..." They started laughing at me, then my stepdad made the most weird comment... He's like, "does it make your kitty purr?" My jaw dropped and I was like, "shush! Not at the dinner table!" My mom stared at me and my stepdad laughed his a** off... sweatdrop redface
 II Dria II · Wed Mar 21, 2007 @ 04:02pm · 1 Comments |
= 8bil/2.5 trillion
= 350/500 white inks