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GO AWAY
DAY 2
SO THE PLANET IS CALLED CORUSCANT. THE JEDI GUY IN THE KILT KICKED MY a** AND I WOKE UP TO SEE DR. BANNER WAS STUCK THERE TOO.
I LOST MY JACKET FOR A WHILE BUT MET THIS NICE GUY AND A BIG FURRY DOG PERSON. FOR SOME REASON TIM WAS THERE TOO, BUT HE WAS HAVING A SEIZURE. THANKFULLY I STILL HAD SOME OF THOSE PILLS THAT CRIPPLED DOCTOR GAVE ME SO I GAVE TIM SOME. THE NICE GUY OFFERED TO TAKE US TO THIS MEDICAL PLANET OR SOMETHING AND I SAID WHY NOT. ALSO I BROKE TIM'S HAND BECAUSE HE KEPT TOUCHING MY BUTT.





LOST IN SPACE [RP Journal Entry]
Day 1
SO, I WAS HAVING A SEMI-NORMAL MORNING, WALKING ALONG.
I HAD JUST HEADED OUT OF MY APARTMENT, GOT IN MY CAR...
BUT THEN A BIG BLANK.
WHEN I CAME TO, THERE WERE THESE TWO WEIRD GUYS DRESSED IN WEIRDER CLOTHING. ONE HAD SOME KINDA GUN AND THE OTHER HAD A GLOWING SWORD, LIKE WOAH WHAT THE HECK. I DECIDED TO TALK TO THEM SINCE I HAD NO IDEA WHERE I WAS. IT TURNS OUT I'M UH.. "FAR FAR AWAY FROM MY HOME PLANET" AND AM NOW STUCK HERE ON WHATEVER PLANET THIS IS. I FORGOT WHAT THEY CALLED IT.
THE GUY IN BLACK OFFERED ME A PLACE TO STAY AND FOOD FOR SOME GUN SERVICES OR SOMETHING, SO I ACCEPTED. WHAT I HAVE WITH ME NOW IS MR. MUMBLES, AN EMPTY PLASTIC BAG THAT ONCE HELD A SANDWICH, A BOTTLED WATER[UNOPENED], MY LIGHTER, A PISTOL WITH 5 BULLETS, A NOTEPAD, THE LIST, 6 PENCILS, A PENCIL SHARPENER, MY BACKPACK, MY JACKET, A CROSSBOW, MY CELL PHONE AND ITS CHARGER.
I'LL UPDATE THIS PERIODICALLY AS STUFF HAPPENS.





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