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For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD what you are) I'm skinny, so I must be anorexic. I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. I'm a negro so I must carry a gun. I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz I'm Jamacian so I must smoke weed. I'm Haitian so I must eat cat. I'm Asian, so I must be sexy. I'm Jewish, so I must be greedy. I'm gay, so I must have AIDS. I'm a lesbian, so I must have a sex-tape. I'm Arab, so I must be a terrorist. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a b***h. I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. I'm a Christian, so I must think gay people should go to hell. I'm Religious, so I must shove my beliefs down your throat. I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world. I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals. I'm Republican, so I must not care about poor people. I'm Democrat, so I must not believe in being responsible. I am Liberal, so I must be gay. I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. I'm a guy, so I must only want to get into your pants. I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. I'm Indian, so I must own a convenient store. I'm Native American, so I Must dance around a fire screaming like a savage. I'm a Cheerleader, so I must be a whore. I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I wear skirts a lot, so I must be a slut. I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. I'm rich, so I must be a conceited snob. I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. I'm Cuban, so I must spend my spare time rolling cigars. I'm not a virgin, so I must be easy. I fell in love with a married man, so I must be a home-wrecking whore. I'm a teenage mom, so I must be an irresponsible slut. I'm Polish, so I must wear my socks with my sandals. I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST have a "big one". I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST! I'm pretty , so I must not be a virgin. I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. I'm into theater and art, so I must be a homosexual. I'm a vegetarian, so I must be a crazy political activist. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be ******** them all. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. I'm Russian, so I must be cool and thats how Russians roll. I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO. I'm Brazilain, so I must have a big butt. I'm Puerto Rican, so I must look good and be conceited. I'm Salvadorian, so I must be in MS 13. I'm Polsih, so I must be greedy. I'm Hawaiian, so I must be lazy. I'm Peruvian, so I must like llamas. I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction. I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude. I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent. I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly. I'm black so I must love fried chicken and kool-aid. I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks I'm Asian so I must be a nerd that does homework 24/7. I'm Christian so I must hate homosexuals. I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up. I'm Muslim so I must be a terrorist. I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. I'm black so I must believe Jesus wuz a brutha. I'm Morman so I must be perfect I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black. I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil. I'm Hispanic, so I must be dirty. I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control. I'm Preppy, so I must shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister. I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. I'm Mexican, so I must have hopped the border. I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat. I'm black, so I must love watermelon I'm Bi, so I must think every person I see is hot. I'm an Asian guy, so I must have a small p***s. I'm a guy cheerleader, so I must be gay. I'm a prep, so I must be rich. I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino. I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. I wear tight pants and I'm a guy, so I must be emo. I couldn't hurt a fly, So I must be a p***y. I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too. I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. I tell people off, so I must be an over controlling b***h. My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills. I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a b***h. I'm a nudist, so I must want everyone to see my boobs. I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser. I hang out with a former prostitute so I must be a whore myself. I'm Texan, so I must ride a horse I’m a CROSSDRESSER, So I MUST be gay(hey girls, guess what? You wear pants, you're cross-dressing!) I draw ANIME, so I MUST be a freak. I am a fan girl, so I must be a crazy, obsessed stalker. I WATCH(or read) PORN, so I MUST be perverted. I'm an only child so I must be spoiled. I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. I'm Welish so I must love sheep I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt) I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. I’m Canadian, so I must talk with a funny accent. I'm a guy, so I must ditch my pregnant girlfriend. I'm Canadian, so I must love hockey and beavers. I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare. I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth. I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. I wear a big sunhat, when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid. I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. I'm an albian, so I must be an evil person with mental abilities and is a murderer!(N, anyone?) I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. I don't like Yaoi or Yuri, so I must be a homophobe. I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser. I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy. I have a fan character, so I must be an annoying Mary-sue. I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex. I'm Pagan so I must sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins. I'm Pagan so I must worship Satan. I'm Conserative, so I must be against Abortion I'm Swedish so I must be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian. I'm a Lesbian so I must want to get with every single girl that I see. I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED. I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST. I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick. I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY. I don't curse, so I must be an outcast I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish I'm swedish, therefore I must be white. I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic b*****d. I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean. I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid. I'm Australian so I must hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times I’m gay, so I’m after every straight guy around. I don’t want a boyfriend, so I must be Lesbian. I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting. I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak. I drink and smoke, so I must have no life. I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too. I cry easily, so I must be a wimp.t I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake. I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems. I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
Sanity is Optional · Sat May 30, 2009 @ 09:35pm · 0 Comments |
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